Well...this blows. Dave Chappelle has imploded.

Fractious George ...Workwise, what is the one thing that drives you completely over the edge, through the damn dale, and fuming all the way to Grandma's house? more inside

God Says Up the Bum! (NSFW, no images, but titles readable from afar, may offend Christians) So...can't figure out how to get butt sex and swallowing onto the menu? Find Jesus. And preach unto the unconverted Anal Sex in Accordance with God's Will and The Necessity of Swallowing - The Sin of Spilling Seed. more inside

Curious Funky Monkey Jorge Is there some way to identify ourselves on a P2P to other monkeys on the same site? You'd have to be able to search somebody by their user name, I'd think. Which I can't seem to be able to find on Ares. *grump* more inside

Wither Are Thou, Wigger? NSFKJ (Use of a racially offensive (?) term in context) If Black/"Urban"/Hip Hop Culture is the dominant touchpoint for kids across the racial and economic board in North America, is the concept of 'wigger' dead? If not, should it be? When does cultural appropriation just turn into your environment? more inside

Killer flu strain released accidently by some dumbass to labs in 18 countries.

Furtive George... Is there a way someone can buy you an airline ticket and not know your name? I have an offer to be flown somewhere, and I'd like to keep my real name out of the process.

Curious George...<i>Rectum!</i> ...Do you have echoes that you hear every damn time in response to particular words or phrases? To illustrate, I swear I cannot hear the word rectum without thinking damn near killed him! or Hey! without thinking hey, you, you, get offa my cloud!, and every time I hear the voice over before Law & Order SVU, where they say "...sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous", my little brain chimes in solemnly with "particularily if they involve the anus". What are yours?

Sure...you say you dig pie... but dawg, are you down with pies like these? Reppin' for Pie Recipe Central. Good Ol' Boy Pie Avocado Lime Pie Sicilian Easter Pie Green Grape Pie more inside

Air India - 331 Dead; everybody walks. Some more background info on the politics behind this hideous loss of life, the worst single act of terrorism the world had seen until 9/11. Twenty years of investigation down the toilet, and no closure for the families.

Curious George...Mind Control Wallpaper... Anybody tried alternatives to wallpaper on their walls? Mylar film, tinfoil, that kind of thing? Will rubber cement come off painted walls?

Bored? Faking your own death should fix that. Unless you're really stupid.

Virulent George... Discussed before , but what I want to know, is what are we to do about it at a personal level? Say CNN gets all nuts one morning and announces a couple thousand dead in a week in Thailand. Then what? more inside

Don't Cook This Dog. The strange and really heavy land of missionary pots, sad irons, and flop griddles. Obscure and beautiful cast iron cookware.

Curious George: Curse of Lolo... I was on Google last night looking for more info on Lolo Ferrari, clicked on a link to a site, saw a split-second glimpe of a plain white background with 30 typed ones in the top left-hand corner, like this; 111111111111111111111111111111 more inside

The Sad Surreal Life and Death of Lolo Ferrari... NSFW/NUDE PHOTO This started off as sort of a silly post about breast implants, before I realised Lolo had died. The more I dug into it, the stranger and sadder it got. She must have been very lonely at the end.

Curious George: Feline Hyperesthesia Syndrome... I'm wondering if anyone has had any experience with this. more inside

It Could Be Worse Banana Snarfers; Our Pagan Rituals Could Suck... more inside

Who's old now? With 40 year-old hipsters kickin' it with tha kiddies, is anybody old? Will age still matter in ten years? more inside

Furious George Tries To Get Rid Of Adrenalin ...How do you calm yourself down after something freaks you right out? Hot baths? Warm milk? Pacing and swearing? I just finished writing out yet another witness statement for the cops. more inside