October 26, 2004

The Female Labia Enhancement Centre
As opposed, one assumes, to the Male Labia Enhancement Centre? "It's every girl's dream, to have perfect vaginal lips." Front page SFW, VERY MUCH _NOT_ SAFE FOR WORK ONCE YOU START CLICKING AROUND. "One survey query described it, that it looks more like a war injury then a vulva." So what do we think? Hoax? Gag? Serious?

October 14, 2004

The Lucky Pierre SwearLine
Fabulous Audio but NSFW (surprise!). The Transcripts are hysterical too.

October 13, 2004

Supersize Me: The Debate
McDonalds gets a bit testy when it gets prodded.

October 11, 2004

ROLL KATAMARI, ROLL!
It's been said before by those with more knowledge and power than me; but I gotta tell you: Katamari Damacy is the hardest to find, weirdest and coolest movie link game I've played in years. On top of that, the music is WONDERFUL! Still don't get it? Try the comic. If you see a copy, snag it. You won't be disappointed.

October 08, 2004

Do you know this man?
Waxy is offering Fifty bucks if you can identify "afroninja".

October 06, 2004

Carl Lewis: Oh dear.
We all have moments of poor judgement in our life; why highlight yours on your website?

September 30, 2004

god vs. bush

September 29, 2004

Sample Size Artist Projects
Some REAL winners in here. Explore.

September 19, 2004

"If you're into dead presidents (and gosh, who isn't?), you came to the right place."

September 15, 2004

Milo's Tongue
Via BLORT!

September 13, 2004

Mike the Headless Chicken for President

September 09, 2004

Comparison of life in Piscataway, New Jersey; Kochi, Japan; and Zhuzhou, Hunan Province, China
via MR.PANTS (who's updating far too rarely for my taste). I'd love to see some of our transplanted monkeys try something like this. Have at!

September 08, 2004

Art with a Capital "F"

September 07, 2004

Kill Bill V. I in Ascii
"We could not have a fight instead of having one." Spoilers!

September 06, 2004

Infocom Text Adventures Online
'Murrican Monkeys got Monday off. Waste your time with these classics. Leather Goddesses of Phobos, ya'll!

September 05, 2004

An online reprint of "How To Attain The Ideal Sex Life", circa 1940
"I must at the outset ask the reader's indulgence when discussing the intimate details of any one of the functions, which, if we employ the comparative method, are highly important on account of their analogy with the other functions, but in themselves are not very savoury"

September 03, 2004

The Fredrick Douglass Papers Online
Brand new. Via the NYTimes.

August 31, 2004

"Do you mean that anybody who is not donating a kidney is taking someone's life?"
"Yes," Kravinsky said. "So, by your terms, I'm a murderer?" "Yes," Kravinsky said. Philanthropy, jainism or masochism? It's a long piece but well worth the read.

August 29, 2004

Well, EXCUUUUSE MEEEE Princess.com
SFW, but likely to get you fired nonetheless. Please use wisely. And sparingly.

August 26, 2004

The Dub Selector
Slow loading but lots of fun. Check the menu in the lower left to explore.
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