January 30, 2004

Game Girl Advance is a gaming site made with a literate, multi-gender, gawker-savvy audience in mind. Take a peek at Matthew Barney vs. Donkey Kong, Lara Croft Needlepoint and the first Playstation game to come with a vibrator (pun intended).

January 29, 2004

The Scary Guy: The New Face of Love
The next step in the "Scared Straight" program yields mixed results.

January 27, 2004

Movie Rap.Com
Not the best reviews, but better flow than Gene Shalit. (via bif riv)

January 26, 2004

Clearly pimping something... but what?
I'm predicting Sprite. Is it my imagination or has teaser advertising gotten a big boost from the internet? Useless, obviously commercial crap like the above pops up and three weeks later we finally get a sponsor to match our "grass roots" character. Or am I just cranky?

January 24, 2004

Why Aren't You Playing DDR Max 2?
To whet your appetite, here's some Dance Dance Revolution Videos. It's also excellent exercise. Here: have a listen. Later on you can audition for the inevitable movie. If not you can always Click Buttons And Dance Like Oobi. You shake whole body.

January 23, 2004

Even the best corporate mascots have their weaknesses...
...and I must admit Mr. Happy Crack is kind of a giggle, but is it really necessary for a home foundation repair corporation to promote baseball caps with slogans like this? Tony weeps for this generation.

January 22, 2004

Just finished watching this wonderful movie and can't recommend enough. Stop by the official website (FLASH), watch some clips and play a few games of Hangman. Win five in a row to be placed on the national championship board. I got two in a row, so far. It's difficult.

January 21, 2004

"What's that odor? Better ask a Monkey"
Hey NYTimes, he who smelt it dealt it. The nerve of some people...

January 20, 2004

Star Wars Geeks are Cool...for Me to Poop On!

Everybody knows that Star Wars geeks and the internet go hand in hand like Dick Cheney and Evil, but the degree of complex minutiae these geeks get to dabbling in is downright awe inspiring.
Witness the personal websites of 4LOM, Zuckuss, Zam Wessell and even lowly desert stormtrooper Davin. Need more? You can always support the Admiral Ackbar for President campaign or try some tasty treats from the Jek Porkins Cookbook. more inside

January 19, 2004

Can you haiku like I haiku?
Happy Monday Kids; Wake up, wake up. It is time To make the doughnuts. [more inside]

January 18, 2004

Sweet Release
Women: "Your sexual scent and taste will become a soft sweet citrus that will bring joy to you and your lover." Men: "Your semen will change from an unpleasant salty flavor to a delicious apple flavor." "Delicious"?

January 17, 2004

Tactics Arena
Gorgeous seamless flash RTS. I'm putting a self imposed >NO PLAY< on this one for myself. Evil timesink. But for those of you who ever played and enjoyed Tactics Ogre or Final Fantasy Tactics, you should go get a late night security job, 'cause you're gonna want a lot of spare time.

January 16, 2004

Create your own pixellated city.
Via the NYTimes, of all places.

January 14, 2004

"... this IS dangerous unless you know what you are doing. You can actually crucify someone if they are not properly supported..."
Somewhere betwixt fetish, product placement and astonishingly bad idea lies the DuctTape Guys' Guide to Wall Taping.
It all bears a striking resemblance to stills from Invasion of the Body Snatchers or Aliens.
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that disclaimer might not hold up in court.

January 13, 2004

Recently posted over at Comfort Stand Records (the same folks who brought you the late and much lamented 365 Days Project), is the excellent (and free!)Three Forks, the new album by The Apartment.
It's like a less serious version of Moby's "Play". Only much better.

January 12, 2004

German (Dutch?) Woodchuck (Marmot?) Postcards (Wallpaper?)
Amongst the best are this, this and this.

January 11, 2004

"Pinnochia: If Only Sigmund Freud Had Known"
The fetish site for men who like women with abnormally long, misshapen, pinnochio-esque noses. "It's an interesting juxtaposition of sexual pride and humiliation." The front page is entirely SFW, but proceed beyond that at your own risk.

January 10, 2004

The Lemming Poetry Club
Little fuzzy rodent Floating gently with the tide, When you approached the cliff You should have watched your stride. We should bombard them with new material. Anybody got any good lemming sonnets?

January 09, 2004

Two priceless newsfilter tidbits: One and Two both via that greatest of sources,Bifurcated Rivets

January 08, 2004

I'm In Monkey Heaven!
I've come to really dig the "lavender alternative" and thought I would celebrate my comfort by bombarding you with monkey links galore. Check out Rally monkey's joint, spanking the monkey(no, not like that), the poor aquatic ape: the sea monkey, the monkey shakespeare simulator, where's monkey?, is my monkey hot or not?, which monkey are you? and (best for last) the archives of the monkey king!
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