You are living in the Anthropocene Epoch. So now you know.

I abound in lizards. Thoughts on the difficulty of learning Arabic and cultural misunderstandings. more inside

TV FUNHOUSE Videos. Some NSFW. Most are offensive. Enjoy! Big Boobed Einstein The Ambiguously Gay Duo - Trouble Coming Twice Ambiguously Gay Duo: Safety Tips more inside

galaxy strikes neighboring galaxy with a blast from its hole more inside

learning to love you more is both a web site and series of non-web presentations comprised of work made by the general public in response to assignments given by artists Miranda July and Harrell Fletcher. more inside

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Best music videos of all time somehow mistakenly labeled "worst of all time", but no matter. Please enjoy this treasure trove of excellent choreography and masterful lip-syncing, set to the best music imaginable. more inside

Mr. Keaton will help you hang your pictures for some reason.

METALOCALYPSE - DETHWATER more inside

SF/Bay Area Meet-uppery Your presence is required in the city of San Francisco, in the county of San Francisco, in the state of California, in the country of United States, on the planet of Earth, third planet from the Sun, which is a yellow dwarf star near the inner rim of the Orion Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy, which floats in space somewhere left of Ceti Alpha V. more inside

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The software awards scam No one's posted anything today, so here's something new to read. more inside

#9 - MonkeyFilter snatched from the blue more inside

Yellowstone National Park spans three huge calderas and sits atop one of the largest super volcanoes in the world. more inside

Curious George's Big Boner So what was your biggest boner? more inside

"If the host is sitting there thinking about his next joke, he isn't listening." Merv Griffin, creator of "Wheel of Fortune" and "Jeopardy!", is dead at 82.

Bzuh?? Is this good thing or bad thing? Because at first it looks like Extra Super Greedy Evil Expoitation Supreme, but then you read further and it looks like they're providing goods at drastically reduced prices, and creating jobs for the poor. We can't blame corporations for wanting to tap new markets, but is this beyond the pale? Will this benefit more than a handful of poor people? more inside

Launderous George: Get the Funk Out So my favorite hoodie has got the funk. I don't want the funk. more inside

Tales of the Plush Cthulhu

Viacom launches billion-dollar lawsuit against YouTube for "massive" copyright infringement. YouTube is going to crumble like so many crumbling crumblethings. AND I SAY GOOD RIDDANCE! more inside