The Official Ninja Webpage My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas.

Shamings Does this sort of thing happen outside of college? Although I've known some serious alcoholics, I've never been witness to these sorts of shenanigans. more inside

"Virgin Birth" mouse created in Japan Three wise mice seen making their way towards lab.

2004 "10 Worst Toys" List W.A.T.C.H. (World Against Toys Causing Harm) releases this wish list, just in time for Christmas! You're better off giving your kid a bag of glass than one of these deathtraps! via cruel.com more inside

Hurry!! There's still time to bid on the Virgin Mary Cheese Sandwich! more inside

Doctor Discovers the 'Orgasmatron' While Dr. Stuart Meloy was working on a new device to treat chronic pain, he was surprised to discover it could also bring pleasure to his female patients.

America Apologizes

Scopitones! A Scopitone is a "film jukebox" invented in France (where else?) in the 1960's - Scopitone is also the name for the "videos" played on it. Check out the Scopitone archive. And if you think Elaine Benes' dancing is awful, check out Neil Sedaka's moves. more inside

Welcome to Canada! Now seems like a good time to post general info on immigrating to Canada and immigration as skilled worker info. The easiest way is to marry a Canadian and have them sponsor you, as I did. I met my Canadian hubby on Simpsons-l, but there are other ways.

Smoke-Free George To all you ex-smoking monkeys, how did you kick the habit for good? more inside

n00bz 1337!!!111!! This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs. w00t!!11!!

How to Be a Hipster So-called Hipness is not all about what you drink, or wear, or buy. It

The Virtual Suck Tour Of Arlington, Massachusetts This is a town near where I grew up. All the towns around there are pretty much the same.

Hey, US citizens abroad! Welcome to the first online Overseas Voter Registration and Absentee Ballot Request system. Did you know that you can vote in US elections, even if you don't have a permanent US residence? I didn't, which is why I didn't vote in 2000. But now I know better, and so do you! It's easy to register! Do it! Do it today!!

We bid him peace. Jeff Smith, better know as The Frugal Gourmet, died Friday at age 65. "He always worked under the premise that you could take the fanciest cuisine and if you dug hard enough you could reduce it to its peasant form .. When it was all said and done, the peasant form was the foundation of all cooking for him." His was my first favorite cooking show.

The solution to all of our problems is more cowbell.

Best online role playing game ever. Of course, it's the first one I've ever played, but I'm convinced it's the best. Create your own superhero and battle evil!! Be amazed at how hours upon hours get sucked into the void! Spend every minute at home playing it, like my husband!

The Mad Artist What Hangs Art At Midnight Paintings of President Bush and former President Clinton, accompanied by messages referring to the artist's bodily fluids, mysteriously appeared last week on the walls of two major city museums and reportedly at two other museums in Philadelphia and Washington.

RichardPryor.com The official website of the funniest man alive. I got the link from the DVD of his short-run tv show, "The Richard Pryor Show" (advertised on the site as "one of the funniest tv programs ever" -- sadly, it's not even close, but it has its moments). Multiple Sclerosis has taken him from the spotlight, but in the man's own words, "I Ain't Dead Yet, M*therF@ck%r!"

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