Police Eliminator Radar Detector Enforcement vehicles with speed measuring devices disappear just before you approach, then reappear after you pass. Officers are unharmed and unaware they have briefly visited a parallel universe. Enjoy your high speed riding in total security and confidence.

The DJ Riko Merry Mixmas collection is now up for grabs. Includes links for prior year mixes.

The Tritare is a Y-shaped guitar-like instrument, custom made by Claude Gauthier and Samuel Gaudet. The strings twist through three necks (Spinal Tap, eat your heart out), all of which project from the body of the instrument at different angles. When strummed, the result is a "network" of vibrations that yields a sound somewhere between that of a regular guitar and a gong. For we who are about to rock.... All hail the Tritare!
Listen... Tritare

HaHaHa America A bit long at 16 1/2 minutes, but amusing film of Chinese bashing America and Bush... HaHaHA America Hail the Great Hero Bush!

Kymaerica WTF? Can some one 'splain this one? I like joking the mundanes as much as the next monkey, but these guys seem to have a complete alternate world history with no explanation of what's going on or how to participate even though they ask for donations. via Boing Boing

Ride to Work Day All you Momo riding monkeys, July 20th is the 14th Annual Ride Your Bike to Work Day! At least if you're not hardcore like the rest of us and ride at least 10 months out of the year. more inside

Moneky, Monkey, Monkey FILTER! Sing it loud, sing it proud. This what Monkey Filter needs! Our own NSFW video with theme music. BTW, this video really is NSFW.

Sci Fi as it should be The months in advance sneak previews of Serenity have been selling out in a matter of hours Word of mouth reviews so far is that this is a very, very good movie indeed. Yay! Joss Whedon comes through! And if you try to tell me spoilers, I'll stick my fingers in my ears and go "lalalalalalalala" until September.

A Call to Arms! Or at least a call to set pens to paper... A very good friend of my wife and I is in her last month of pregnancy. Yesterday, her OB put her on complete and total bedrest rest for the next three or more weeks. Our little monkey brains started scheming on how to make our friend's enforced confinement as a very pregnant beached whale bearable. more inside

Monkey learning to clean monitors Remember, oh so long ago in Internet Time (mebbe two weeks ago?) that cute kitten that cleaned your monitor for you? Well, this boy is in training to do the job too.

Monkeys will pay to look at porn Okay...which of you'se guyz has been moonlighting at Duke University?

Elephants save lives before tsunami strikes Article about captive Thai elephants who sensed the earthquake and then the approaching tsunami. Breaking free of their restraints, they fled to the hills and picked up any foreigners on the way and saved them from the water also.

Grateful Dead vs Joni Mitchell Okay,not really...just file this under free music for all the deadhead/Joni fans... A different "Me and My Uncle" Deadheads know Me and My Uncle as the Grateful Dead's most-played song. It usually came in the first set, and was usually followed by Big River. It was written by John Phillips, first played by the Dead in 1966, and then played more than 600 times over the next thirty years. As you can see from the lyrics, it's your basic manly western song of gambling, drinking, and killing. What most people don't know it that it was sung a year earlier by Joni Mitchell. She was going by the name "Joan Anderson" at the time, and sang it on the CBC television show "Let's Sing Out" on October 4, 1965. The combo of the sweet voice and the macho lyrics is wonderful.

Monkey Meter Road Rage Rate and see how you city's Road Rage index is.

Hot wax Japanese game show wherein buckets of hot wax get thrown on your opponent and the only defense is a small umbrella. Hey! Gets rid of that unsightly body hair!

Anti Simianism Cheese eating surrender monkey is discriminated against in Wisconsin.

Dildo! Fun little video for Dildo! done to the tune of Ren & Stimpy's Log! Stay for the outtakes...

OneMoreMonkey a project to draw / paint one monkey a day

Spank your monkey Spanking the Monkey The Strangest Children's Book of the 19th Century Teaches You the Facts of Life—Complete With Singing Vagina...It's a Victorian sex-ed manual. For children. Starring a monkey. A review of a real book published at the turn of the century that I would love to get my damn dirty paws on.

What if apes take over the world? Worth 1000 image munging contest to place apes into the human world. Some rather amusing and well done images as well a crop of crappy ones.