If I did it, here's how it happened Look who can't stop himself bragging.

"Daddy I want to be a politician, or a religious leader." more inside

Cutty Sark Good news for navl history: £25million to improve the display of this fastest of tea cutters, in Greenwich.

Verbs Intellectual Property Microsoft owns doing words. Do you have your licence to speak? (Via Slashdot.) more inside

Traumatic eclipse of the heart Thus proving that there is nothing wrong with Belgian taste. more inside

Browzar Surf in complete privacy, thanks to the absence of those really cool "features" that everyone I know turns off anyway. more inside

I know I need this how about you?

In the News Watchers of the news on Swedish SVT on Sunday were <insert emotion here> to see a Czech hard porn film in the background. more inside

Giant 29lb 12oz hamburger more inside

Mmmm... Chocolate What would you like to be stuck waist-deep in?

Scrubber George If you're in the NY C area, you could go and get his autograph during the course of the next few days.

YOU ARE A PIRATE! (video, audio)

Wank like there's no tomorrow The record, apparently, is seven-and-a-half hours. This must require rigorous training. Go to it, lads and lasses.

Goose Clothes Everyday Outfits, Halloween Outfits, or even Patriotic Outfits more inside

Danger IS his Middle Name We know he built the Guardian website, but did you know he is is embedded with British troops in Afghanistan. more inside

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire After claiming that he is naturally a testosterone bomb, and winning the support of Lance Armstrong, it turns out that Floyd Landis's urine contained synthetic testosterone. Also, Justin Gatlin's a cheat. more inside

Don't date him Girl "i do not want man soiled by white round eye english woman or by soul sister like happen to Kim Jong Il." Nor do we, by &deity;

Castle Dreamers A Flickr photoset, in the fantasy genre.

Create your own Zoo Really.

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