Dr. McNinja - yes I know what you're thinking, another web comic. But you'll like this one. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Portland Meetup! The Portland MeFi and MeCha crew are getting together on the 18th. Calling all monkeys! more inside

Canadian Politics: You win an election. Your Liberal party gets 40% of the vote in your riding. Your closest opponent running for the NDP gets 37% of the vote. The third candidate running for the Conservatives gets 16.5%. But the Conservatives win power in the country. What do you do? You switch sides to the Conservative party because you are David Emerson, the new Minister of International Trade.

Plantains! Me like Plantains! You like plantains?! Here a thread be to plantains!

Rockers Die Young. Fundies Gloat. more inside

"Someone is shooting at us, we must go..." The film director Walter Herzog was shot whilst being interviewed by the BBC, giving rise to perhaps the manliest line ever uttered aloud. Read the article, get to the last line, and then join me in a chestbeating chorus, my noble monkey brethren.

Liza Lou! Jaw-dropping dedication and the best art dog ever ever ever! more inside

Confessions of a Car Salesman Wherein your worst assumptions are confirmed. more inside

World Peace! Unitarian Jihad - Gift of Song Practice Video 1) Click on the picture 2) Click on "collaboration" 3) Click uj_world_peace.mov You need quicktime. WARNING! EXTREME NUDITY! (it's not what you think...maybe it is...) more inside

It was bound to happen Speaking coherently and politely, Wycoff said Friday that he was upset with the "liberal" political views of his sister and her husband[...] "I was just getting fed up with the life she was leading," he said. "I was appalled with what my sister and brother-in-law did." [via Creek Running North]

Things I Learn From My Patients Fresh faced student doctors compare life lessons their more experienced patients have taught them. Remember, Don't road surf on the top of a moving stickshift car driven by your younger sibling with a learner's permit. more inside

Google spnaks BMW - German BMW websites have been removed from the Google index. BMW.de at this time has a PageRank of 0. This is probably because BMW websites have been caught using doorway pages and now receive the Google Death Penalty. This is normally what happens to Pr0n sites, people.

Food at Google: Google's snack room Who wouldn't want to work for Google when they feed you like this?

Remember Cthulhu? Well, he's back! In lego form! more inside

Baitcar WARNING: Some bait car videos contain very coarse language and are not suitable for children. more inside

Cynical Saturday morning fun I have no idea if this is in poor taste since I am not a morning person. Going back to sleep now.

C The C source of a magic-eye program, which is itself a magic-eye picture. more inside

How Long? How Often? A summary of sex surveys and reports. The most orgasms they recorded in an hour for a woman is a staggering 134, while the best men could do was 16. Any similarities to a post on MeFi is totally coincidence. This has never happened to me before, baby.

Denver Monkey Meetup-Feb 4 South Denver/DTC monkeys! I'm in town for the weekend, and have some free time tomorrow (Saturday Feb. 4) evening. Who's available for a meetup? What's a good place to meet? What time works for everybody? What will you be wearing? Let's discuss! My email's in my profile to finalize details.

Seth Fisher is dead. A great comic book artist gone too soon.