O'Reilly surprised "there was no difference" between Harlem restaurant and other New York restaurants "There wasn't one person in Sylvia's who was screaming, 'M-Fer, I want more iced tea.' "

Meteorite Crashes Near Remote Peruvian Village: Nearby Residents Suddenly Ill Due to Mystery Vapors. End of the World?

Sidney Besieged by Frothing, Foamy Ocean of Doom: Foam swallowed an entire beach and half the nearby buildings, including the local lifeguards' centre, in a freak display of nature at Yamba in New South Wales.

A Convenient Truth A solutions-oriented explanation of global warmings. more inside

Alberto Gonzales Resigns: A senior administration official said he would announce the decision later this morning in Washington.

All My Sons: Only a handful of people in the theater knew that [Arthur] Miller had a fourth child. Those who did said nothing, out of respect for his wishes, because, for nearly four decades, Miller had never publicly acknowledged the existence of Daniel.

Captain Planet Vs. Hitler (youtube) more inside

The Free Encyclopedia Any Company Can Edit! The PR department discovers Wikipedia. A list of instances wherein "editors" (with damning ip addresses) have changed Wiki content that may cast an unfavorable light on certain companies and organizations.

Richard Dawkins Proved Wrong: Half Hour News Hour Canceled

Fox News Special Report: O NOES HAX0RZ!!11! more inside

The Washlet is the Bathroom Fixture With One Fixation: Your Happiness- Warning, product site contains asses. Happy asses. more inside

Primal (Wilhelm) Scream youtube more inside

Curious George: I'm Loosing My Mind! Is it just me or is "loose" quickly replacing "lose" as the preferred spelling of the verb meaning "to be deprived of, or to cease to have or retain (something)"? more inside

Desktop Tower Defense! OMG! Little... things... are invading your desktop! How can you defend yourself? The answer is towers! Flash Tuesday. more inside

Viruses Got You Down? A flamethrower and a couple of machine guns should do the trick. Flash Friday.

Hey Everybody! Toy Commercials From the 1970s!!! more inside

LOLPREZIDENTZ! more inside

Genesis 19: Total Insanity (video)

Ah, Spring! The sun, the breezes, the corpse flowers in bloom.

Goodbye everyone, I no longer feel welcome here, or that kinship I was searching for. Well I tried pleasing everyone and it's just waisting my time. No, you mutated children, crossbreeds between hagfish and a puddle of babboon vomit, just FLAT OUT ASSUMED that I am some drugged-out fluffy who plays violent video games and names Deities after them. quidnunc, i sincerly hope that you hump a tree. Not looking for sympathy or anything either. Just pointing something out before I take my leave of this community. more inside