nugent is an endlessly self-promoting doofus. i've followed his career since the late 1960's when we used to go watch him play at the local roller rink. he's still spouting the same old spiel, and if ever there was someone who could have benefitted from a bit of drug abuse, he's it.
i await my chance to throw cold water all over jenna bush, drive her through northern canada, cover her in pig feces, and show her to her father, on whom other interrogation techniques will have been tried. but i'm a bush hater ya know...
Fahrenheit 9/11 is a sinister exercise in moral frivolity, crudely disguised as an exercise in seriousness.
*wrinkles brow, tries to think of a movie that isn't, fails.
Lindh was wrapped up in ideology - he was the classical villain with a plan. These employees are more like the average person on the street...
exactly. average persons, wrapped in american capitalist ideology, entrepreneurs, um no, businessmen, um no, villains with a business plan.
Where is Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?
hey! you stole that from me!!!!
i see mefi has taken it's semi-hourly nap in the outhouse, so i can't bolster my claim with a link. metafilter sure sucks these days. if i was mathowie, i'd be ashamed.
quons(ar, et): whipping out the linguistic nunchaku since 2000.
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Is anyone really surprised?"
after we eat we'll go out and get us some plo chops!
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Setting the tone"
only six? what a pussy!
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Will Ted Nugent run for the Senate?"
nugent is an endlessly self-promoting doofus. i've followed his career since the late 1960's when we used to go watch him play at the local roller rink. he's still spouting the same old spiel, and if ever there was someone who could have benefitted from a bit of drug abuse, he's it.
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Chidren Abused At Abu Ghraib"
i await my chance to throw cold water all over jenna bush, drive her through northern canada, cover her in pig feces, and show her to her father, on whom other interrogation techniques will have been tried. but i'm a bush hater ya know...
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Free in every bottle of Miller Lite - a Dead Mouse"
this mouse, is it GPS-equipped?
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Things That Don't Exist"
no, i've definitely been to september 33rd before. it's a real place.
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "The Fahrenheit 9/11 backlash?"
Fahrenheit 9/11 is a sinister exercise in moral frivolity, crudely disguised as an exercise in seriousness. *wrinkles brow, tries to think of a movie that isn't, fails.
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Giant Playable Guitars!"
just a sec while i put in my giant pickin' dentures.
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Dave Winer Shut Down 3,000 Bloggers Without Warning"
*pops out of hole in internet, waves at flashboy*
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Mondegreens!"
'scuse me, while i kiss this guy.
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Black People Love Us!"
fo shiz.
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "[More Inside]"
quack.
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
hee hee!
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Take your places at the starting gate..."
Yeah, where's Quonsar the hizzie lately? that's 'huzzle' to you, kind sir.
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In ""What we need to do is to help in the cause of, ah, downfall of California,""
Lindh was wrapped up in ideology - he was the classical villain with a plan. These employees are more like the average person on the street... exactly. average persons, wrapped in american capitalist ideology,
entrepreneurs, um no,businessmen, um no, villains with abusinessplan.posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Japanese TV Ads"
Your boss won't see. the logging proxy server, however, sees all.
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Undercover Air Marshalls don't really blend well."
a fellow passenger coming down the aisle suddenly boomed out, "Oh, I see we have air marshals on board!" and he's not in guantanamo by now?
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Talking presents!"
my brother has one of these.
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
In "Bush Approval Rating at 41%"
Where is Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him? hey! you stole that from me!!!! i see mefi has taken it's semi-hourly nap in the outhouse, so i can't bolster my claim with a link. metafilter sure sucks these days. if i was mathowie, i'd be ashamed.
posted by quonset_the_hut 19 years ago
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