In "Unccl DQnl."

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In "Free Quonsar!"

IT'S THAT INFERNAL DAY AGAIN. HAPPY QDAY.

In "Foxconn deliberately sabotaging their BIOS to destroy Linux ACPI?"

That Ryan is one angry dude. the neckbeard, it scratches.

In "The worst-designed webpage. ever."

I think the best part is that there's nothing else to the site. (Or if there is, it's so cleverly hidden, you can't find it.) actually, you can find it quite easily. and, they are 6th graders: About The Authors Kalli was born on September 10, 1982 and moved to Manhasset, New York to start the sixth grade school year. She plays the clarinet and will be part of the high school marching band and symphonic band in the fall. Kalli also enjoys playing sports like lacrosse and soccer on the school teams. Christine was born on March 5, 1983, in the Morristown County Hospital in New Jersey. From there, Christine moved to Manhasset, New York when she was two. Now she plays the piano and violin in her spare time. This year she played sports such as field hockey, volleyball, basketball, and lacrosse on the Manhasset Middle School teams. This web page was constructed as part of a yearlong project about an emerging technology of the 20th century for the Gifted and Talented program.

In "Foley: 'It's Just Been a Real Hard Time'"

so, so true.

he expoused Christian beliefs. so? did you suppose professing Christianity magically erases all imperfection? This makes him a hypocrite of high magnitude *rolls eyes* as if there are any human beings not guilty of hypocrisy. how is hypocrisy magnitude measured? below what order of magnitude is one barred from public office? let's say there's a hard and fast rule: 12 millimeters of hypocrisy. a person of 11 millimeters is eligible for the senate. a person of 12 is not. there is only a millimeter of difference between the two. isn't that hypocritical?

In "Wha... Hippies asking interesting questions?"

i have a nunc. in my fluens.

In "Whatever happened to monkeyfilter?"

Anybody but me wonder why Matt just didn't come over here, take a look around, and figure some of that stuff out himself? *raises hand* but i'm always wondering about matt.

metafilter: it's serious business

In "Free Quonsar!"

peek a boo!

you can't always believe that profile thing.

In ""Two All-Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce Cheese Pickles Onion on a Sesame Seed LIE!""

Stay Free! magazine. the mini-pads? they have a magazine?

In "Best of the Web"

i think kmellis blew a seal. or is that ice cream?

wow, I would have never suspected that font size and whatever would scare you. it doesn't scare me. i can't stand looking at verdana. it's too big. this 'bare bones' style isn't too bad, though something in a nice tahoma 9 point would be cool :-)

i'd hang out here more if i could make this horridly pukey font family and size go away. of course, that might not be a good thing.

In "Completing the circle"

i like goats.

In "He's 7'1", he plays basketball, he 'raps',... and he's a cop?"

He spends hours on his home computer, logging into the police network. if it takes him hours to log in, he represents little threat to any criminal.

In "One member of the FCC wants to investigate "rampant" product placement in television and radio."

certainly the FCC wishes to regulate product placement. think of the fees they are missing out on.

In "oh my. that's embarassing. sorry."

techno is the best because it's so true.

In "My friends in Battle Creek, Michigan, are going to be SO pissed."

Maybe we need to change the Michigan area code metro detroit itself has at least three area codes. what do you mean, the 'michigan area code'?

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