Speaking of Dizzy, what happened?
Did Nostril come back with his flappin?
My attendance is varied,
From constant to narry,
So what ever became of that scrappin'?
Petebest has been doing his research,
And as a result, I've been besmirched!
Regarding his verse,
It comes out in spurts,
We've just had a flood, now for the dearth!
Even worse yet, I say it like Camus
And tracicle, how could we damn you?
You put up the site,
You watch us all fight
And sit back as we fling our damn poo.
Alas I'm ignored by petebest,
All the others he's put to the test.
Perhaps he don't know me,
For that, he can blow me,
I'm asking for it, who'd have guessed?
The cells on my spreadsheet are blank,
And I have this dumb contest to thank.
When my contract has ended
I'll think it's just splendid,
Though the empty one then is my bank.
Ponies and rainbows and kittens
Flowers, sweet nothings, and mittens
a new baby's eyes
puffy clouds in the skies
And a 13 year old whos been smitten.
Yin to your yang, mct (don't go there with yang)
hey, been away a while, but I got my shirt awhile ago, and it Rawks.
My new WIFE (married 7/8) who is more fashionable than anyone I know, loves the thing.
Perhaps I have a pic of me in it on our Jamaican honeymoon. we shall see.
Posting a pic is on my ever-ignored GTD list. Thanks Squid!
Kamu, I done tried that already!
But these monkeys, their will is so steady.
Beware of your frown,
These guys will drag you down!
I'm in the mire, I wasn't ready!
/can't link to a comment... hmmm
I'm hoping you'll answer a question...
The search function's got me a-guessin'.
I'm can't find the thread
with pics of mofite's heads,
I pray that you'll teach me this lesson.
It looks like I'm not so much literate,
On a group blog, how so inconsiderate!
I completely misread
Koko's lunch, so instead,
My recipe, please don't consider it.
Thanks for applause all the same,
But I've now raised the bar on this game
I've given a topic,
So don't you dare drop it,
My limericks are no longer 'lame'
Middle class is a fine chap,
But the moral is quite clear, perhaps
He spoke so erotic,
But now, I have got it,
He spoke of sex then gave me claps.
Alas, tool, there's a Mrs. Planet,
So sex with you'd be underhanded.
Now you have some fodder,
Tell me how you prod her,
I don't just request, I demand it.
ha, this thread made it onto the first page of results for that very google page it links to. Self link?
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
In "Limerick"
A whole day's passed, its complete. Everyone chose to retreat. Twas buckets of fun, But fuck it we're done, and... well? go 'head!
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
Speaking of Dizzy, what happened? Did Nostril come back with his flappin? My attendance is varied, From constant to narry, So what ever became of that scrappin'?
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
Petebest has been doing his research, And as a result, I've been besmirched! Regarding his verse, It comes out in spurts, We've just had a flood, now for the dearth!
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
Even worse yet, I say it like Camus And tracicle, how could we damn you? You put up the site, You watch us all fight And sit back as we fling our damn poo.
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
ha!
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
Alas I'm ignored by petebest, All the others he's put to the test. Perhaps he don't know me, For that, he can blow me, I'm asking for it, who'd have guessed?
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
nice one!
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
The cells on my spreadsheet are blank, And I have this dumb contest to thank. When my contract has ended I'll think it's just splendid, Though the empty one then is my bank.
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
Ponies and rainbows and kittens Flowers, sweet nothings, and mittens a new baby's eyes puffy clouds in the skies And a 13 year old whos been smitten. Yin to your yang, mct (don't go there with yang)
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
In "T shirts have been mailed - Some extras are available"
hey, been away a while, but I got my shirt awhile ago, and it Rawks. My new WIFE (married 7/8) who is more fashionable than anyone I know, loves the thing. Perhaps I have a pic of me in it on our Jamaican honeymoon. we shall see. Posting a pic is on my ever-ignored GTD list. Thanks Squid!
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
In "Limerick"
Kamu, I done tried that already! But these monkeys, their will is so steady. Beware of your frown, These guys will drag you down! I'm in the mire, I wasn't ready! /can't link to a comment... hmmm
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
With all the time spent on the net, I'm not in the flickr group yet! Away I shall roam, Monkeyfilter's my home, Monkeys are great as they get.
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
I'm hoping you'll answer a question... The search function's got me a-guessin'. I'm can't find the thread with pics of mofite's heads, I pray that you'll teach me this lesson.
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
It looks like I'm not so much literate, On a group blog, how so inconsiderate! I completely misread Koko's lunch, so instead, My recipe, please don't consider it.
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
If PB and spam ain't a thrill, I wonder what makes koko ill. As soon as I read it, I couldn't forget it, And now my head's full of that swill.
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
Huzzah!
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
The sound of ones own voice is great, It's better to participate. Or you can keep going, With rhymes of cum flowing, Your limericks all masturbate.
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
Thanks for applause all the same, But I've now raised the bar on this game I've given a topic, So don't you dare drop it, My limericks are no longer 'lame' Middle class is a fine chap, But the moral is quite clear, perhaps He spoke so erotic, But now, I have got it, He spoke of sex then gave me claps.
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
Alas, tool, there's a Mrs. Planet, So sex with you'd be underhanded. Now you have some fodder, Tell me how you prod her, I don't just request, I demand it.
posted by planetfour 18 years ago
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