In "Curious George"

Cats always hide in new apartments. The kitten will get over it, don't worry. Clean her in the tub with shampoo. She'll scream like she's being murdered, but that's normal.

In "Beck is a scientologist!"

Wait, he *is* still there, just not alphabetically; he's at the very bottom.

I mean that when you click on the link that says "William Shatner", his own biography on Wikipedia doesn't mention anything about Scientology. It seems that someone has removed him from the list. Hmm.

Spacediver, he's listed as one at the end of that Wikipedia list of famous Scientologists linked way up the thread. It's not mentioned in his entry, though, and this is the first I've heard of it.

In "Artist Dave Devries takes children's drawings of monsters and turns them into paintings. "

What a great idea! On the other hand, I wonder if his paintings make the kids feel inadequate. On the gripping hand, they're kids. Fuck 'em!

In "Chicken Joking"

Funny like Ziggy.

In "Lockheed Martin"

A crap which will propel it into the Great Beyond!

What the hell do aesthetics have to do with space travel? Spaceships do not bank in space, they do not make cool "whooshing" sounds, and they don't fire slow-moving lazer beams. The future is not Star Wars. Spacecraft should be designed mainly for functionality, not to look good. I agree that the shuttle is kind of lame, since it does nothing but bump people and spy satellites up into near-earth orbit, but if a thing works, it works. Look at how almost alien the Soviet rockets of the 1960s look; same functionality, different look.

In "Gmail is for monkeys"

beandip, you have a really cute username.

In "Curious George: Music... Of the FUTURRRE"

Quasi's "Featuring Birds" (electric harpsichord, vocal harmonies and drums) and The Flaming Lips' "The Soft Bulletin" or "Zaireeka". All totally futuristic and even now scary to people who don't know any better.

In "Curious George! Mad Libs verb & noun movie titles?"

America finally loves the gerund, that's all.

In "Wooden mirrors "

With transparent concrete, we could finally transport those whales into the 23rd century!

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