February 22, 2006

Pretty, pretty monkey As the northern hemisphere prepares to embrace the vernal equinox and the spring mating season beckons, the time has come to import some fancy beauty products. It's the 3C Seaweed applying Space Capsule! Please note that this device includes Family Cinema System as well as Breeze to face! more inside

February 07, 2006

Googlemaps naughty bits? more inside

January 31, 2006

Control your banana habit with Virtual Hypnotist. Free and open source! Via FmH more inside

January 30, 2006

Flying dawgs. Not to be confused with this. Airborne cats. A radio controlled flying cat! Nasty Google cat video deliberately not linked.

December 09, 2005

Exchanging a paperclip for a house, by degrees. Montrealer trading stuff - he should be able to get himself a handgun any day now.

November 25, 2005

Hey! They're talking about monkeys!

November 07, 2005

XOR - strategy is everything more inside

September 26, 2005

unblokt Seems like something certain monkeys here would excel at. Insert a relevant sentence between two others; semicolons and hyphens optional. I searched as well as I could - don't flay me if it's a double!

September 23, 2005

The Tubular Exchanger Manufacturers Association, Inc. (TEMA) is in fact a front for The Erotic Machinists' Association. Industrial smut inside. more inside

July 24, 2005

Interesting noises from your head Various free teach-yourself links to making odd noises. Teach yourself Tuvan throat-singing! Learn to yodel. Put your lips together and blow! Try a little scat. Dabble in ventriloquism. Try your hand at the finger flute. Apologies to librarians everywhere.

July 06, 2005

Curious Editorial George: Help with business name! more inside

June 22, 2005

Nose Up In order to make your little nose clearer, more beautiful and full of happiness, this product is necessary for your nose! Anti-germ & stink-proof! more inside

May 21, 2005

Bugs of the sea, matey! Lobstery fun. more inside

January 27, 2005

Curious, George: Cuba tourist traps Any monkeys been to Cuba - more specifically, to touristy Varadero? I just want to strap on a snorkel and smile at feesh all day, but there are some in the contingent who might be keen on side trips. Hot (heh) tips on economical ways to Havana, etc., gratefully accepted, and see-gar orders taken! No Monica remarks, pliz.

January 19, 2005

Curious George: router confusion I'm trying to play a fairly basic cribbage game (http://www.cribbage.ca) with a friend online, and I suspect that our D-Link routers are fogging our IP addresses. We're also both using ZoneAlarm, and Windows XP on PCs. I know nothing of routers and firewalls and bears, oh my. Anybody have any idea how we can connect?

December 05, 2004

Formula 1 as interpreted by chipmunks (Flash). Ye can almost smell the burning rubber.

December 01, 2004

P&P! No mention of rabbits, then? Too late!! A Pinch and a punch for the first of the month, and no returns!! :-P Some take this stuff pretty seriously. Sometimes it's just a downer.

November 29, 2004

of socks and string theory This person oughtta be a Monkey. Maybe already is? Socks seem to really enjoy it being united by their necks, don't they? It is as if their union created a model for our multidimensional universe. Hope he's not involved in foot hoodoo

November 28, 2004

Glencannon A wee smattering of Guy Gilpatric

November 06, 2004

Hello, Big Fella! Some charming diagrams from British Columbia railway regulations. That is such a monkey hat.
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