MuskratFajita (user #1285)
Log in for details.I'm an aye-aye, I live this side of the international dateline, enjoy watermelon wrestling, soap programming and any practical joke involving toilets and cellophane. When I'm not working as a door-to-door lemur sales representative, I like sending prank text messages to members of the parliament, impersonating famous Arabic leaders and going into synagogues and stealing (and thereby collecting) tilde keys from random computer keyboards when their owners are away.