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Old? Old? Already? Bah! I shake my hairy fist at you and say Fie! Yeah. You're right. I'm bored with this already. Hey! Has anyone signed up as FakeThomcatspike yet?

I demand heavy women for which to satisfy my insatiable lust!

Who will join me in a fine glass of Port?

Do you mind if I smoke in this thread? Only the finest cigars, I assure you!

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