PA, NYPD only shoots to kill when it comes to minorities. If you are a white person with a some what outlandish style of dress they just assume you are a drug addict.
Did anyone else have a problem with the expanded role of Arwen? She was basically a fucking trophy in the books and in the films she talking ancient dunedain history and causing the waterfall that buries the nine riders. I still watch the films and get a hard but the nerd in must bitch.
It's just sad to see someone go off like this. I have done my fare share of illegal substances and never once have I gone off on such racially charged tirade. coke or meth use in no way excuses his actions. It is still cool to watch UHF, right?
If you think you may have encountered an automoton just ask it this question: "You are in the desert. You see a tortoise lying on his back in the hot sun. You recognise his plight, but do nothing to help. Why?"
As far as your line of questioning go with Rene D. as earlier suggested. Medatations is a good read. It will probably be the longest seventy odd pages you have ever read. Descerates and Bacon founded the modern philosophy movement. If you want to end up doubting everything you have ever learned, check out my personal favorite David Hume, specifically An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.
I would have voted Willy Jeff in for another term based solely on his fat chick policies. He was the best president since Sam Addams and that guy on the $100 bill.
No that was a Roger Waters. I like the post-Barret stuff (specificalyy Meddel thru Animals) but the band never would have formed with out him. Like Abie said, Shine on you crazy diamond.
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
A man is joggin on the beach and sees a woman with no arms and no legs. the woman calls out to the rather buff fellow and says "I've never been touched by man, please sir just touch me." So the man gently rubs her back giving the torso of a woman visible goose chills.
The next day as the man is jogging he sees the same woman. "kind sir, I have never been kissed by a man, please kiss me" so the guy picks her up and gives her a long deep kiss.
the very next day the same man is joggin on his usual path and encounters the same legless/armless woman. She spots him, calls him over and says in a husky voice "i've never been fucked by a man before" The man picks her up and tosses her into the ocean. "Now your fucked!"
Awesome Hank, just Awesome. This is a treat for all us amature star gazers.
posted by Felonious Drunk 17 years ago
In "Kurt Vonnegut: 1922-2007"
The inhabitants of Earth and Tralfamadore will miss you Mr Vonnegut.
posted by Felonious Drunk 17 years ago
In "Lovers of Wisdom - And ACTION!"
How about Doubtful David Hume? Or maybe Bacony Bacon makes things Better?
posted by Felonious Drunk 17 years ago
In "The Tubewhore project."
PA, NYPD only shoots to kill when it comes to minorities. If you are a white person with a some what outlandish style of dress they just assume you are a drug addict.
posted by Felonious Drunk 17 years ago
Cool idea. I would love to see someone do this with the clusterfuck that is the New York City Subway system.
posted by Felonious Drunk 17 years ago
In "No hobbitses for you"
Did anyone else have a problem with the expanded role of Arwen? She was basically a fucking trophy in the books and in the films she talking ancient dunedain history and causing the waterfall that buries the nine riders. I still watch the films and get a hard but the nerd in must bitch.
posted by Felonious Drunk 17 years ago
In "Comedian Michael Richards loses it."
It's just sad to see someone go off like this. I have done my fare share of illegal substances and never once have I gone off on such racially charged tirade. coke or meth use in no way excuses his actions. It is still cool to watch UHF, right?
posted by Felonious Drunk 17 years ago
In "Curious George: Automatons?"
If you think you may have encountered an automoton just ask it this question: "You are in the desert. You see a tortoise lying on his back in the hot sun. You recognise his plight, but do nothing to help. Why?" As far as your line of questioning go with Rene D. as earlier suggested. Medatations is a good read. It will probably be the longest seventy odd pages you have ever read. Descerates and Bacon founded the modern philosophy movement. If you want to end up doubting everything you have ever learned, check out my personal favorite David Hume, specifically An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.
posted by Felonious Drunk 17 years ago
In "Simpson-tastic"
Every futurama, nice. I just soild my draws with baby batter.
posted by Felonious Drunk 18 years ago
In "Xena renamed Eris"
Am I the only expecting these Dwarf planets to have little horned hats, wield an axe and have a less than friendly dispositon?
posted by Felonious Drunk 18 years ago
In "I miss Monica"
I would have voted Willy Jeff in for another term based solely on his fat chick policies. He was the best president since Sam Addams and that guy on the $100 bill.
posted by Felonious Drunk 18 years ago
In "Rumsfeld says Iraq War Critics Are Cowards"
posted by Felonious Drunk 18 years ago
In "Who is Kilgore Trout?"
Slaughter House Five is my absolute favorite. It's the best anti-war/time travel book I've ever read.
posted by Felonious Drunk 18 years ago
In "Creem archive"
I find the lack of Lou Reed disturbing.
posted by Felonious Drunk 18 years ago
I've been obsessed with this one simce I was a kid. Cool link despite it's lack of Lou Reed.
posted by Felonious Drunk 18 years ago
In "Syd Barrett Dead."
No that was a Roger Waters. I like the post-Barret stuff (specificalyy Meddel thru Animals) but the band never would have formed with out him. Like Abie said, Shine on you crazy diamond.
posted by Felonious Drunk 18 years ago
In "Girls like pron too. "
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes Hairy balls and hairy bushes S & M, whips and chains Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks We got rape, necro & both ways And lots of hung studs for all you gays We got incest & bestiality too We got Sade & the sweetest taboo We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav And D-cup mamas with so much cleave Senior citizens who love to watch And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
posted by Felonious Drunk 18 years ago
In "Curious George and his Bad Jokes."
Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and truck full of dead children? You can't use pitch fork to unload the bowling balls.
posted by Felonious Drunk 18 years ago
A man is joggin on the beach and sees a woman with no arms and no legs. the woman calls out to the rather buff fellow and says "I've never been touched by man, please sir just touch me." So the man gently rubs her back giving the torso of a woman visible goose chills. The next day as the man is jogging he sees the same woman. "kind sir, I have never been kissed by a man, please kiss me" so the guy picks her up and gives her a long deep kiss. the very next day the same man is joggin on his usual path and encounters the same legless/armless woman. She spots him, calls him over and says in a husky voice "i've never been fucked by a man before" The man picks her up and tosses her into the ocean. "Now your fucked!"
posted by Felonious Drunk 18 years ago
In "send a hammer to smash some xenophobic brick"
Has anyone drawn the rather obvious parallel between this new wall and the old one in Berlin.
posted by Felonious Drunk 18 years ago
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