September 27, 2005

Ye olde Chew and Screw. A dine-and-dash in Jersey, with a little something extra for the staff. [via obscurestore]

Odd as this story is, my first question was: "they have high-class restaurants in Jersey?"

posted by Capt. Renault 18 years ago
  • I guess it depends on what you consider "high-class"... I've eaten at Ruth Chris's Steak House, and while it's surely a good hunk of meat, it's no Lowry's.
  • Oh great, another shitty tipper.
  • Favorite slang for stealing? I've always thought 'dine and dash' was a great expression. Also enjoy 'the five finger discount' very much. The phrase, that is, not actually DOING- you understand that I would never- I mean, I had a FRIEND once who used to... but I... It was just some guy I know. -KNEW. Anyway.
  • Ahh, the old 'Weehawken Steamer'...well played!
  • When I was a kid and the family went out to dinner, my old man could always make me crack up by putting on a conspiratorial face and saying, under his voice, "Hey, son, wanna bolt? I'll go out and bring the car around to the door, and in five minutes, you get up and run." God, I loved that. Would never actually do it, though -- much less leave a dump on my chair. That's why I think this guy is a genius. WHY DO WE PUNISH OUR GENIUSES????
  • TIE Argh & Rocket88.
  • What a little shit.
  • The use of the word Weehawken always makes me giggle.
  • The use of the word Weehawken always makes me giggle.
  • I thought this was going to be about a waitress prostitution ring.
  • true, i was similarly disappointed.
  • I said that twice for emphasis. Really.
  • Jackass has a lot to apologise for.
  • Do you really want a hooker from Jersey?
  • chew and screw Shit and split.
  • Dump and jump.
  • Defecate and emigrate.
  • Leave the poop and fly the coop
  • Park 'n' fly.
  • evacuate and evacuate
  • If he does not shit - you must acquit!
  • Void and avoid.
  • Splatter and scatter.
  • Scat and scat. Or scat and scoot.
  • plop and go