September 26, 2005

unblokt Seems like something certain monkeys here would excel at. Insert a relevant sentence between two others; semicolons and hyphens optional. I searched as well as I could - don't flay me if it's a double!
  • It reminds me a little of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Only far more insane. I love it.
  • fish bubbles madly in the frybaby while the two-dollar kitchen timer does its periodic tick
  • lady I ain't your white knight
  • monkey around with my kitchen equipment and I'll shove your spleen through this coffee filter
  • Hot buttered monkey love baby we can put it on a Plate
  • Some people can't read. Or they just decided to change the rules on a whim.
  • What, are they putting recipes in there?
  • The stories read like dreams. Seriously.
  • Mouths full of razor sharp teeth curled into hungry grins, dripping with saliva. The aroma of fresh death wafted into their flared nostrils. Their eyes looked. They looked at him.