September 08, 2005

Flying Spaghetti Monster - The Game In this game, you are the FSM and you must convert as many people into Pastafarians as you can before time runs out by deploying your noodly appendage. Watch out for the darkly clad school administrators! Requires FLASH

posted by Chyren 18 years ago
  • More like you're the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
  • Nice one, Chyren. The post and the Pirate Jesus.
  • Touching people with noodly appendages is fun! Thanks Chy.
  • Intelligent Design really doesn't get enough credit for being fun.
  • You've played the game? Now get the bumper sticker!
  • Arr, I shall make ye fishers of men. And booty, yarr.
  • Is the stripper factory and beer volcano in the game?
  • I guess you didn't play it. Stick with it, you'll see.
  • I think I converted that one chick like 8 times. grrrRRRrOow!
  • Well, that got boring fast. arrrrg!
  • I can't even convert one. It sucks to be clumsy. I guess I just don't have the noodles for it.
  • Hint: It's just just left-right but there's some 'depth' forwards/back in the scene you need to deal with. Once I figured that out it was much easier.
  • Can one get a bumper sticker printed at Kinko's? Would I have to bring in my own label to feed into the printer? Would they let me do that, or would they assume I am retarded and would kill their printer? Does anyone have any experience with this? Also, what about those vinyl stickers? Any way I can print my own on that stuff? That way, I can take it off my car in a few weeks when it's not really funny anymore.
  • You'd be better off with Chy's pirate Jeebus you know.
  • embiggen is such a cromulent word.
  • I don't care if it rains or freezes, Long as I've got my Pirate Jeebus Stealin' all the booty in my car... Though he may plunder and pillage, He brings blessings to my village, With my Pirate Jeebus I'll go "Yarrrrr..." Ridin' down the thoroughfare With his pegleg in the air Coast Guard may be ahead But he don't miiiiind... Trouble comin', he don't see, He just keeps his eyepatch on me And any other thing that lies behind... CHORUS With my Pirate Jeebus Drink rum and I'll go "Yarr!" I said with my Pirate Jeebus Stealing all the booty in my car...
  • Aha! Thanks, cobaltnine! I now understand they were trying to put one over on me with their fancy "third dimension".
  • Ha! A bicycle-riding pirate! Ah, that shirtless iPod-toting hippy was hard, but finally nailed him... beer volcano, here I come! ... What? WARM BUD? This is HELL!
  • Heheh... Pirate. Dog.
  • How's about Flying Spaghetti Monster - The Movie? (v.o.) In the beginning... He created... a Midgit.
  • I just got my canvas bag yesterday! /smug
  • Ah crap... it's only a pirate baby. Carry on.
  • That game sucks. Which is kind of sacrilegious.
  • This game amused the hell out of me. Now I need a Pirate Jesus sticker. And a "Charles Darwin Has A Posse" sticker to go with it.
  • The Uncyclopedia entry.