September 01, 2005
Suicide prevention thru fashion
From their page: "No successful suicides are known to have been committed using these items." Don't the models look thrilled?
via boingboing
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Crazy-ass beard sold separately.
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# Overseeing naked inmates is uncomfortable for staff # Staff gets a break from noise and demands when inmate sleeps Thank you Captains Obvious!
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Are these also sold outside Neanderthal?
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"Clothe Your Suicidal Inmates and Save Money" That's what Ah'm talkin' about!
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This is depressing.
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Looks like you could smother under the bulk.
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Reminds me of the giant condom that Leslie Nielson wore in the first Naked Gun movie.
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Can't wait to see if this takes off as gangsta wear.
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you could always bite a chunk and choke to death. if you are siucidal you could try, at least.
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Heck, if you were truly THAT suicidal, you could always do the old Japanese trick and bite your tongue off(!) and drown in your blood. I don't know about you, but I find these quite stylish. I'd get one... if it had pockets. Ain't no way I'd be seen in one of those AND carrying a purse.
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Tragically, while no suicides have been successful since the introduction of the smocks, the detrimental psychological effect of having to wear the equivalent of a high school gym matt has caused attempts to skyrocket 372%. -Department of Ficticious Statistics
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I'm thinking these things would be deadly in combination with certain foods--beans and broccoli, perhaps?
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I like the velcro and the color, but they don't look that comfortable, though they do look sort of futuristic. I don't like what that seems to say about my vision of the future. The Safety Smock is the new Straight Jacket.
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Guava's got it: Don't be Square Get Straight