August 25, 2005
Buffo is the World's Strongest Clown. 
Yeah, you *should* be scared! (Warning: the site contains a brief, annoying bit of audio, so turn off the speakers if you're at work or in a computer lab!)
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Do you really want this showing up at your kid's birthday party?
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Adult Parties -- Fire eating, juggling and acts of strength with an optional surprise ending. hmmmm
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Clowns are very, very bad. I know I'm not alone in this. They freak the hell out of me. I *hate* clowns. I hate knowing that people collect clown figurines, clown paintings, clown plates... I hate John Wayne Gacy. I hate clowns that do magic tricks on the subway. I hate the smell of roasted peanuts, cotton candy and elephant dung. *collapses*
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I just don't know how to react to this.
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Great, I just had to find that link to badclown.com. More disturbing clowns... help...
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I am SO booking this clown for kitfisto's wedding. All weddings can stand to use more phonebook ripping, and balancing a seated child on someone's face. All the more so with open bar.
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sugarmilktea, that link was so scary my computer slapped me.
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Former pro baseball player Bill Buckner?
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boo
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well crapppity crap. boo two.
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Here Fes, take your pick.
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Okay, stop, you're all freaking me out.
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Am I a Scary Clown or Not?* * Sweet Jesus yes you are oh mummy help me mummy please
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Please, think of the children.
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aw, crap. Please, think of the children.
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Buffo said 'surprise ending', not 'happy ending'. Quite different. Just ask moneyjane.
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For all of us who are freaked out by this, there's hope. (I love the title of the page) Remember: "Fear of clowns can severely disrupt normal life, interfering with school, work, or social relationships." Especially if you work with a bunch of clowns. I can't believe I just said that.
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OK, now I'm scared. NSFW (unless you work at Jim Rose's Circus, that is.
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Buffo said 'surprise ending', not 'happy ending'. Quite different. Just ask moneyjane. Or my high school girlfriend, first coupla times we did it.
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Worst thread evah! If I see that damned clown on the commute home tonight, I'm gonna die. Welcome Moondoggie! Thank for the link, although it has a "Clown Phobia Disclaimer" !
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Ah, good to see someone mentioned old ouchy (Warning, NSFW adult clown site).
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OK, now I'm scared. NSFW What's with the purple gloves??
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my guess is latex to avoid sharing bodily fluids
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When encountering a clown,20 years ago by chechebell
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What chechebell meant to say was: When encountering a clown Jenny Scratcher takes a novel approach. The preview button is your friend, chechebell
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Bad clown movies
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OK, everyone bookmark this as THE REQUISITE GAWD-AWFUL CLOWN THREAD. Please resume normal activities. Thanks, and good night.