August 19, 2005

Kit Fisto, 6'1'', 175lb HAS MEAT DREADLOCKS Print it out, stick it everywhere, make sure they all know.

Also: Vader has a posse.

  • But that doesn't look like me...
  • Ha! I saw this, but was too modest to post it (and also wondered if it contravened some intricate form of self linking law, and what with el basho having saw gums and all...) Now you can all look at me wherever you may be. I recommend somewhere on your monitor, so I'm always close by...
  • who saw gums?
  • shite
  • For the people going "buh?", the website of the guy that started the "X has a posse" meme can be found here.
  • Hey, is she any relation?
  • I hope she isn't, then it'll be legal...
  • Such tripe. Not even worth replying on. D'oh!
  • Hey guys, I once saw a forum user's icon that was a faux-oil painting entitled Vader and the Rebels. It was a picture of Vader with guitar, striking a uber-kewl pose, Chewie, Han and Luke playing the rest of the instruments. Looked rather good, but I couldn't find it anywhere else. Any ideas on where to locate it?
  • *sigh* He's dreamy!
  • None, but it reminds me of the last-supper painting with Luke in the center and various other characters at the table in the poses from Leonardo's work that I snarfled from somewhere.
  • If anyone can find either of those pics online, I will be your padawan(sp?) learner for life.
  • *strokes tentacles seductively*
  • I you padawan, you pada-all.
  • Thanks, the_bone -- first time I've ever seen or heard of any of this/these meme/s. Conclusion: The nose on my face is not plain.
  • *grows stupid-ass braid, dons uncomfortably hot brown robe, furrows brow*
  • Why does Mace Windu look like he is going to kick Yoda's ass?
  • cos he's sitting in the salad bowl?
  • Mace Windu always looks like he's going to kick the ass of whomever he is looking at.
  • Yeah.. it totally looks like Yoda's gonna get thugged by Ol' Ben Kenobe and Mace Windu (who suprisingly didn't age, possibly because he died, though...) Though Ben's look is a little creepier, as it kinda looks like he may have some inter-species homoerotic thing going' on...
  • I think Vader is pissed about the shitty service too...
  • I hear he's a bad tipper.
  • 15%? NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • These bread sticks have clogged up my mouth grille! NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty! NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • The mussels are out of season, and you still have them on the menu? NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • Dressing on the side! On the side or I will outgrow my armor! NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • I ordered my steak medium rare. This is well done! NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • My son's trying to have sex with his sister! NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • 175lb? That's pretty skinny for 6'1" and all that meat on his head. Someone get that Jedi a burger.
  • I'm marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet! KHAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAANNNNNnnnnnnnnn!!!! oops.
  • 175lb? That's pretty skinny for 6'1" and all that meat on his head Probably doesn't include all the prosthetics.
  • I can't pick up the salad fork with these gloves on! NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • I had sex with Natalie Portman! NOOOoo... I mean, YEEEESSSSSSS!!!
  • And I gave up hitting that to hang out with this creepy guy with old-man smell! NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • And my waiter STILL hasn't brought me my creme brulee! NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • This coffee is too cold! NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • They don't take Amex! NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • What do you mean, the Yoda-legs are off? NOOOooooooooooooooooOOOooooooooooo!!O!
  • Service charge for parties of eight or more? http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/42483
  • Fucked up your post text? NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • Metafilter? Is that thing still around? NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • I don't get this, and I'm glad about that.
  • It blew me away to learn that there's a Star Wars character named after Our Own Kit. I had always thought that he was fisting kittens or something.
  • I don't get this, and I'm glad about that. NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • Print it out, stick it everywhere, make sure they all NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • Yeah, George Lucas called and told me how cool he thought my name was. I told him to go for it. I'm a nice guy.
  • you put your left leg in, your left leg out, in out, and you shake it all about NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • I can't find a single tagline in any of this. NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • Monkeyfilter: I can't find a single tagline in any of this
  • Monkeyfilter: NOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOooooooo!!!
  • 's'easy, don't know what she makes such a fuss about...
  • MonkeyFilter: I don't get this, and I'm proud of it.
  • OMG!
  • .
  • I met him once. He was a great guy. RIP.
  • He was more than great, he was one of the best! Er..signed, some other well-respected and liked monkey person.. *cough*
  • *faints* The two worst moments for me in Ep III (as opposed to cringing I did most of the way through) were when Kit Fisto and Aayla Secura died. *sniff sniff*
  • Yeah. I nearly cried when Aayla was done in (honest). As opposed to just getting cut in half when I did.
  • Hee, a fellow mourner! *bows* Honest, ask my best friend's boyfriend. He still has bruises on his arm where I had a death grip on him seeing her die.
  • 's'easy, don't know what she makes such a fuss about *Begins worrying that she may be loosing her touch. Or her mind.
  • Better that than your head... *gropes for lightsabre*
  • "(as opposed to cringing I did most of the way through)" You will pay for your lack of vision.
  • Hey! Enough with the 'no head' jokes!
  • Get your head outta your pants, Fisto.
  • Get your fist outa her ass, Kitso
  • If I knew this was gonna be that kind of party... ...I would have brought my own lightsaber.
  • Will no one let me fist in peace!!!!
  • /saves StarWarsRock