July 30, 2005

Seductive cow! Bovines envious of all the action the horses have been getting? Here's some ungulate lingerie!
  • I'll have to ruminant on that.
  • (un) Holy cow Batman! [with appologies to un-]
  • (un) Holy cow Batman! I'm udderly appalled.
  • Hmmm, that number would look great on a cute little Holstein I know....
  • They offer support for the cow's udders, which can weigh more than 100 pounds when filled with milk. Because in the insatiable greed of our fucked up way of farming we have taken a living creature and bred it to be a milk machine with serious health and welfare consequences for the cow.
  • In ancient Rome the Latin term analogous to our "bedroom eyes" was buops, which means "cow eyes"....
  • our fucked up way of farming Men seem to be attracted to cowlike eyes and a big udder Of course, it's not always cows that suffer for the sake of beauty.
  • This reminds me of a dance performance I saw last year called “Bovinatrix” - the story of a young cow that has migrated to the U.S. from India to "liberate cows in the west." I remember the dancer wearing a brassiere over her cow costume's udders and weilding a whip. Too true, BlueHorse. In contrast to cows, chickens are often bred to be top-heavy.