July 24, 2005

Free Sex with coupon!!! A German magazine has sold out all its copies after advertising a free sex session at a brothel in Austria. A little one-off newsfiltery thing, but irrestible nonethless. via Huffpo
posted by kamus 18 years ago
  • Who would want to have sex with a coupon?
  • It beats having sex with a horse, ya gotta admit.
  • Owners of the sex club have reported a boom in business since running the adverts. Yes, there has been a real rise, but it will soon climax and pull out. wonder how many return customers they get?
  • Can't find any corroboration that doesn't simply echo Ananova. Meine Googlekraft ist doch nicht stark genug. Though I'm guessing that this might be the magazine in question. /procrasturbating
  • Got it. [caveat: NSFW if your boss has superhuman eyesight and ph33rs boobies] The brothel just wanted to, heh, "plug the Summer gap."
  • Well, if you strip away this issue to the bare core, you'll see that the main thrust of the coupon is to get the customers pumped up. I get a feeling the women at that brothel are going to be pulling some major overtime.
  • Awesome. If mags in Amsterdam start advertising for a free dime bag, I'm officially leaving America forever.
  • But where can I get my free Mumia?
  • Monkeyfilter: /procrasturbating
  • With coupons I've not had luck What ho! Today! I've found a fffine advert.
  • Appropriate translation, goetter! I read it as "easing the summer slump," but there's no denying the literal translation of "stuffing the summer hole."
  • Appropriate translation, goetter! I read it as "easing the summer slump," but there's no denying the literal meaning of "stuffing the summer hole."
  • Like Yossarian, I am seeing everything twice twice
  • But where can I get my free Mumia? I hear you...
  • Those trying to use the coupon should be very careful and be sure to read the fine print: "with purchase of sex with woman equal in size or larger than lady of your choice"
  • Sure, they give away the basic services, but they get you on the options and add-ons.
  • If you take advatage of the offer, don't forget to wear MoFi's un-official protection equipment!
  • Flagpole, the text on the lower right side says it's for two people. I know we should have safe sex and all, but does that mean that there are condoms for just one person sex? o_O
  • Have another look Neddy - I reckon it's '2個入' which is even weirder unless it's some Japanese way of saying 'two-pack'. Or do they fall apart after the second entry? Safety conscious monkeys should be told!
  • Google seems to support the Japanese two pack theory...I await more informed Monkey lovers
  • Well, that cheeky monkey comes from this place, where I suppose the misteries are revealed... via BoingBoing.
  • Btw, that page is NSFW, unless your boss doesn't object to weird, manga-style depictions of condoms.
  • btw, the Gutschein (coupon) is valid for, yes, 1/2 hour of "services" from the main menu, but there is still the 60 euro cover charge and the "incidental beverages" consumed during the visit. As I read it, there are no 1/2 hour services on the menu, so this would knock off (no pun intended) part of the charge. So as always, no free lunch, as it were.