June 11, 2005

Riding on my bicycle...I'm riding on my bike...THEN I'M KICKING YOUR ASS! "cyclotouriste" starts out a little sensitive, then gets crazier than yo mama on the pipe.
  • Gives new meaning to the expression Gear Head .
  • I half think he's faking it, because even when he's totally lost it he still remains coherent. I mean this guy has more coherency when he's totally lost than I have when I haven't lost it. See? But then, if you read his secret agent website, you realize that he's batshit crazy, he just remains literate in his dementia. He's like the anti-timecube guy. Bonkers, but not so rambly.
  • This is why you should never, ever talk to ANYbody on the internet.
  • "easy to get along with" means "horny?" I plan to put this newfound knowledge of mine as to who is actually horny today.
  • Someone needs a hug. Maybe from a straitjacket. Oh, that's rich. I need to remember that one.
  • We've also got some pretty solid evidence there that "easy to get along with" means "flies completely off the handle at the first sign of cowardly sons of whores".
  • Hey, crazy people need to ride bikes with comely female companions, too! hee hee hee...
  • I agree. Clearly what's needed here is a more organized mechanism for distributing comely female cycling companions.
  • Fuck you cowardly son of a whore. You people are the abusive ones and I AM RESPONDING APPROPRIATELY. FUCK YOU. I shall take this as my guide as to how to repond to those yellow-bellied poltroons who keep attacking me with their libellous "Hey how's it going?" and "Wow! It sure is sunny out today". Fight the power!
  • I wonder what happened to his former bike companions...
  • And to complete the circle about that-blue-place link re-cicling, I guess this would be an appropiate soundtrack for this post...
  • HA! You nailed it!
  • It's not too late yet to join Naked Bicycle People Power!
  • yhbt.
  • I don't know...this guy carries this on over 3 different websites.
  • I agree with moneyjane, I think it's hard to fake paranoid delusions like this. Having been thoroughly frightened by one vaguely similar incident (but in person, not on t'internet, brrr), I completely believe this guy is real and a danger to himself, and possibly others. /signs up for self-defence class then bolts door
  • FUCK YOU 9-11 Sic Semper Tyrannis. Yeah, so I won't be seeing any plays for a while...
  • I just wasted Sunday morning reading his stuff. . . Compelling, convincing... Time for me to notify the FBI about the *true* cause of 9-11... What a nutter . . .
  • I just wasted Sunday morning reading his stuff. . .
    ... and I wasted 10 minutes of my Monday morning reading stuff about his stuff (and some of his stuff, too) but at least it was on the company dime. Does this remind anyone else of that fake blogged murder thing from a few weeks back?
  • fake blogged murder thing you mean the kid who talked about his sister's boyfriend being in the house, and supposedly was murdered by him later? faked? i'm so out of it.
  • SideDish: No, I think that one was real. It was the one talking about how a guy went ballistic on a message board and then went to the peoples' houses and killed them. That was a (weird) joke.
  • Supposedly, that was this guy, who had his famous flameout in this thread.
  • ...calm blue ocean...
  • Does this remind anyone else of that fake blogged murder thing from a few weeks back? No. It reminds me of that whole faked "Time Cube" thing.