June 05, 2005
NSFW
You've got two layers of polo shirts on, popped collars of course. Don't forget the New Balance sneakers with a pair of faux-retro jeans. Something is still missing, though...
Nothing says a night on the town like a dress for your wang.
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Aaaaaaaargh!!
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So my husband is looking over my shoulder, and first he exclaims: "Pecker sweaters!" He's a bit pleased with himself. But then inspiration strikes: "Schlong-johns!" *cries*
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He should have gone with "dickies"
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Cock socks.
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Dick Duds.
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Choad Robes.
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Glans Rags.
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The Vas Deferens Collection.
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Tadger Togs. umm...
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Meat Warmers.
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This reminds me of Kokigami: Performance Enhancing Adornments for the Adventurous Man. Do look inside, the pictures and explanation are quite fascinating.
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Schlong-irie.
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Muff warmers.
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gah, make that schlong-erie
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Appendage apparel?
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Cock-frocks!
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gherkin garb? wang wear?
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Members Only
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Shaft shifts.
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duh, koko, that's the title of the thread
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The first one on the second row sparked a discussion: "Tube Sock Boogie." "I think that's Tube Snake Boogie." "That's a tube snake in a tube sock." <apologies to ZZ Top>
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If you hadn't circumcised 'm you didn't have to dress 'm in the first place.
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I'd always heard the expression: 'peter heaters' but I think frykitty's 2nd phrase wins the thread. Heh.
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Johnson jammies Nut knits
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Flesh Bus Flannels
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The latest from Vera Wang
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Good thing I read the comments first. If I wanted to see dickheads wearing polos, I'd go just drinking in Lincoln Park /Chicagoans will get it
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Oh man, rhiannon, that book is something else - did you check out the accompanying website? The letters are hysterical: when Arnold wears the fire engine with the ladder extended, it comes up so high he can blow on it and make it sort of quiver...and I find it really gets me going. Prue, Auckland
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mmmuttly... got it! Perfect check and mate comment!
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Bishop in a turtleneck
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Le bone marché.
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One should never have zippers on your penile clothing.
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haute cockture
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Root Suits.
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Pee-Pee Coats? Hard-on Wear? But then there already is a kind of shirt called a Wife Beater. I ive up.
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that should be Give
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I too live up. It's the only way to be.
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Depeche choad. /nuttin
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Has "Coxedo" been taken?
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Cock smocks!
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Dick Duds
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Peener Pullovers
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Commander McBooty and the Piecemakers have never been cold enough to require a sweater. Prick-à-Porter?
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wang wear.
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Pud poncho. good one fes.
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Bottom right = WOODY HOODIE
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I now proclaim myself the winner.
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There are no winners or losers, only losers' weaners.
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and I proclaim you the weener!
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What is the sound of a Monkey jumping a Shark? (jk)
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Pigs in a blanket?