June 03, 2005
Gravesite ATM 
 - what a way to encourage your family to visit your grave.
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And if you've been a bad boy, out comes the skeleton hand...
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I would just make a message abusing the living fuck out of everyone.
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And I would feel it!
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a fascinating idea. in kentucky, where my ex-hubby's people are from, the cemeteries are visted on a daily basis. they are quite lively places, pardon the pun. where my people are, outside chicago, hardly anyone EVER visits cemeteries. even on memorial day. i don't think i've ever visted my grandparents graves. although i really should. i guess.
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There was an article I read years ago on an inflight magazine about a graveyard that was offering solar powered VCRs & screens built into your gravestone. Make the tape now, play it after death and unto eternity. The possibilities are endless.
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Since cemetaries are often off the beaten path so-to-speak, and sometimes secluded, isn't there a higher risk of ATM muggings?
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Time to put some batteries in the humor detector, kids!
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I would just make a message abusing the living fuck out of everyone. Or the unliving fuck, as the case may be....