May 06, 2005

Are you a Republican? Answer a few simple questions and you can find out.

My score: 1%. "You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)"

  • Are you a right-wing nut or a left-wing nut? Answer a few simple questions and you can find out. As a left moderate, I couldn't answer many of these without resorting to irony.
  • I scored 20%: "You're probably one of those people who still thinks that getting a blowjob is not an impeachable offense."
  • pieisexactlythree, I think that's what I may be (left moderate), but I don't know enough about politics to know. I do know that choosing the correct (for me) answer on some of those was just about impossible.
  • minda25, that's what it told me too, probably because I checked the "you ungramatical fuck!" box. That one epitomizes my response to this quiz. for the record, I do think that getting a blow job is not an impeachable offense.
  • I scored as a green-skinned alien from the planet Xerovinx . . . What does that mean?
  • You are: 16% Republican. You're a tax-and-spend liberal democrat. People like you are the reason everyone else votes for guys like Reagan or George W.
  • 7%. Like Ambrosia, "You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)"
  • mk1gti, did you ever figure out what a green-skinned alien from the planet Xerovinx is?
  • *waves at squid in liberal solidarity*
  • I scored -16%. The Marxists are too reactionary for you. With people like you around, America collectively thanks God for John Ashcroft. Heh.
  • I think that was a member of the *green* party (chuckles to self)
  • I think I was 17% something or other . . . swedish/irish with a germanic name . . .
  • *attempts waving tentacle in solidarity with ambrosia, shoots a cloud of liberal ink instead*
  • I scored 3% Republican. "You're a damn Commie! Where's Tailgunner Joe when we need him?" I'm more right-wing than ambrosia. I need a rock to crawl under.
  • I said "I'm more right-wing than ambrosia." But then I'm at least twice her age, and I got mugged once.
  • -6% Republican. Moving to Canada made me a damn Commie, I guess. Suocialism is the true way!
  • I only scored 86%. I'm going to go and scrub the rest of the liberalism off me now. I blame my professors...
  • But then I'm at least twice her age I'm flattered, Big Davey, the way I am when I get carded at bars. But unless you were born when FDR was in office, you're not twice my age.
  • I got 18%... I didn't think it would be so high.
  • 2%
  • You are -7% Republican, you're a damn Commine! Where is Tailgunner Joe when we need him? /alas, born too late to be a Wobbly
  • I got the same score as ambrosia, 1%You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)
  • 10%, tax-and-spend liberal, pretty accurate for a test with so many eye-rolling questions. What is Hitler? NONE OF THE ABOVE!
  • Ooooooooo, I just took the test again and I scored into the *negative* numbers . . . What does *that* mean???
  • So either Reagan was a hero, a senile old fool, or Lucifer? I got 29% Republican.
  • Surprise, I was 0% republican. I'm surprised really. I didn't think that it would be that high.
  • -9% - I'm a damn commie, and proud of it! HA! I am LESS Republican than ALL of you!
  • -1%, I'm a commie pinko too!
  • Good lord.
  • -21%. You know, when the revolution comes, you guys are gonna be the first against the wall.
  • I'm sure as hell not taking this quiz.
  • I got 37%. If you need me I'll be hanging out at LGF.
  • I got 40%. But then, it also tells me I'm a Soccer Mom.
  • I got 27%, then I redid it and got 120%: You think the Klan and the Nazis are too soft. Probably because they let in too many closet gays.
  • these testiculars on the internets plumb wear me out! next thing i know i'll be jumpin' into a test for what my star wars name is. "sigh" i'm so fuckin' bored.
  • Damnit f8x, we need a control! Do it for your Country, your Bashi, do it so Chimaera doesn't have to buy a minivan!
  • Seeking out the most un-republican answers I could, I got as low as -31%. Of course, any one-dimensional scale isn't as good as the 2-D Political Compass, but what we really need is a 3-D version, not because it would be any more practical, just more cool.
  • I was 4%, "complete liberal" - so I guess I can't call myself a commie anymore (I wish it would give you "you are a CCF member", I could live with that, condsidering I only vote Liberal under duress). The question I couldn't answer well was the one on Ronald Reagan (other than the Hitler one, which was equally limited) - I don't think he was a puppet or a good leader. I think he was an extremely intelligent and charismatic man who was heartless and agressive. He stamped on the poor, against all his claims to be Christian, and nearly brought us all to the brink of extinction with his showboating. No one else controlled him, that would be letting him off - he did this all himself.
  • Well I don't need to take some stupid test to know that I am 100% Republican. That may be an unpopular opinion among the rest of you sheep, but let me remind you that (a) THE WAR WAS FOUGHT FOR FREEDOM FROM OPPRESSION and (b) YOUR SENATOR LOST. You moonbats will have to comfort yourselves with the fantasy of some black guy with a funny name wiping the Republicans off the map - but it ain't gonna happen. I'm also sick and fucking tired of you guys characterising the current republican leader as a dude who can't string a proper English sentence together. So please put me down with the rest of the Republicans - Obi-wan, Mace Windu and Master Yoda.
  • Hmmmmm, lets see . . . Luke Skywalker as a hyper-religious lobbyist for a major corporation, Han Solo as a corporate lawyer , Princess Leia as a ball-busting executive in a power suit . . . Mace Windu as a stockbroker, Master Yoda as a tax accountant . . . Yep, makes perfect sense to me. Darth Vader as a dope-smoking hippie. Emperor Palpatine as a tecno hipster. Storm troopers and the Imperial military as a bunch of shiftless layabouts, unkempt uniforms and hairstyles . . . Gee, quidnunc kid has such a clear vision of reality it's blinding . . .
  • So please put me down with the rest of the Republicans - Obi-wan, Mace Windu and Master Yoda Darth Vader and the Emperor.
  • So please put me down with the rest of the Republicans - Obi-wan, Mace Windu and Master Yoda Darth Vader and the Emperor. Don't forget Mr. Lucas himself... -corporate merchandising empire worth bazillions -Jar Jar Binks -soulless technojunkie whose use of computer effects has put many good modelmakers and matte painters out of business -wields Sith-like force of withholding original, unblemished copies of IV,V, and VI from DVD -black and white representation of good vs. evil -Jar Jar Binks -dialogue that rivals Bush-speak for utter inanity -Howard the Duck But on reflection, those are less Republican characteristics and more just reasons why I find him a fatuous filmmaker and businessman.
  • I find your lack of faith compelling.
  • OH SHIT SORRY WRONG EMPIRE