April 09, 2005

Pretty in Pink [NSFW]
  • Disturbing. Why is her entire body so...immobile? The implants I understand, but it's like she's really 80 years old and had everything on her whole body lifted so many times it's incapable of wiggle. Combine that with the pinkness, and it's Creepy Barbie. Which I guess is the whole point.
  • For a while there I was thinking Jocelyn Wildenstein, but that's way off...a look at Heatherette's site suggests that it is Amanda Lepore.
  • I say we take off and nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...
  • After seeing this, I had to look up pictures of Amanda Lapore and Jocelyn Wildenstein. Scarily enough, I found a picture of the two of them together. One would think that that much scariness in one room would be scientifically impossible, like the two would cancel each other out and something beautiful would come out of the vacuum.
  • Instead of talking about how a lady just covered her entire body with pink lipstick and rode down the highway on the hood of a car, you'd all rather talk about how ugly you think she is? Wow.
  • I don't think Lepore is ugly. She seems to be Chapelle's muse and her face is featured on a Swatch watch designed by him, one of the few Swatches "to incorporate the face of a person into the design."
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  • I didn't say she was ugly, I said she was scary, which should in no way take away from her achievement of running ten feet naked in six inch turquoise heels.
  • The trout lips bother me more than the fake boobs. And dang, I had hoped that I would never here the Tiffany version of "I Think We're Alone Now" ever again.
  • fucking hilarious! There's more to this video I think... something more profound. Especially nice when GenX starts in; this was far better than any of Billy Idol's bodily girations!
  • I am scared, somebody hold me
  • Proteus, that makes two of us.
  • um...does anyone here realize that she used to be a man? A man, duh! (as she herself has put it before...) This is my favorite picture of her (as a melting Andy Warhol Marilyn Monroe)...Absolutely Flawless.
  • that was prolly the worst video I have seen in 2005...
  • She really likes that lip color.
  • I've seen Lepore in the Village a few times now. Just as offputting in public. Fascinating.
  • All this video needed was pudding.
  • Pretty in Pink? No. Not at all.
  • ...The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think. Oh by the way, which one's Pink?
  • Did Amanda start out life as a man?
  • Whoops, should have read the thread above. Sorry folks.
  • I have seen a FTM surgery. Just imagine all things horrid and sharp attacking your penis, and it's worse. You have to respect someone who went through that and still enjoys a good solo dance party.
  • gross fake tits in pink. she looks less human than a real doll.
  • I still wanna touch them.
  • i have...they're neat.
  • Do all fake boobies move like that?
  • nope...some are better than others...basically they can either 'plant it in the breast or under the muscle...under the muscle acts more as a lift and is harder to tell... most guys who get them generally have to wait a year or two for the hormones to give them enough flesh there so its not so balloony with the tight skin and stuff...
  • Am I the only one who thought that this was some sort of Uncanny Valley-type CGI while watching the first few minutes? Until the kid got in the picture about halfway through, I was still debating whether it was some very well-rendered modeling.
  • What does it mean if you see a lot of yourself in that character?
  • holy jesus suffering fuck on a harley davidson motorcycle in the teeming goddamn rain. what was that?
  • I feel just as confused as the kid. Poor kid. Poor me.
  • MonkeyFilter: holy jesus suffering fuck on a harley davidson motorcycle in the teeming goddamn rain.