March 19, 2005

While watching Santa with Muscles, starring Hulk Hogan, I spied this. It is posted, appropriately to the is_it_gay community. And I have to ask, is it?
  • This post is gay. YES its sooooo gay. god is it gay.
  • and john oats. john oats is gay.
  • I'm not grokking this.
  • molluscs pay to eat cheese.
  • molluscs?
  • Bivalves fincancially compensate distributors of fermented bovine mammary fluid.
  • i think it has some underlying homoerotic tendencies, yes
  • That's bullshit. Clams don't have money.
  • That's right. Clams have feet.
  • That's just what you have been taught to believe. Clams may not use US currency, but they do trade in traditional clam money. Clams really control the economy. The eye in the triangle on the dollar bill is not really an eye, it's a clam with it's shell open, seen end-on. The truth is out there. Chowda. Chowdaaaaaaa.
  • Two men actually fellating each other are not as gay as that photo.
  • Two men actually fellating each other are not as gay as that photo. Using the word "actually" in that sentence is like the gayest thing ever.
  • "actually" as opposed to half-out-of-shot, head-bobbing-up-and-down, faux-porn type of gay?