November 24, 2004
Who's the luckiest monkey at the zoo?
Of questionable taste. (NSFW, especially if your boss is a primate) If this was most any place else, I wouldn't have submitted it.
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Of questionable taste. Looks like it tastes just fine to her.
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Um...since WE are monkeys, too, and this is our virtual monkey-house...does that mean...uh...never mind. /flees in embarrassment
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Howly Jay-zus, if that aint proof that evoluseeon exists, I don' no whut iz!
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Hi, david, how you doin'?
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That was hot.
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YSF
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You know, folks, if I wasn't quite so sensible, I'd swear that that Orangutan is getting a blow job.
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For some reason - possibly the expression on his face, or the air of languid arrogance, or some other intangible - I find myself unable to imagine that this scene took place without "Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None)" playing on a fat ass jacked-up stereo in the background.
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TMI: funny I have chef's 'salty chocolate balls' running through my head.
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DavidMSC, you'll have to assert your dominance as alpha male before you get the, er, perks traditionally associated with leadership.
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I err..came across.. this earlier today. No monkeys but the subject matter is similar. Utterly NSFW so this seems a better place than the FP. Big-ass flash file and a catchy tune by MrandMrsWheatley. Iwannafuck
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apologies for the derail
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*growls menacingly at other male monkeys*
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*clips davidmsc around the ear*
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When I look at these, I hear the Daffy Duck "who's your daddy" track in my mind.
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Dogburp, how do you know the monkey doing the, er, tasting, is a female?
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*urinates on ground around rodgerd* **winks at lady monkeys**
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*becomes fully erect*
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*points and giggles* I'm probably going to regret this one but was the first thing to pop in my head - said with good humour intended.
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teehee!
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*urinates on davidmsc*
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Is it urine day again?
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ooo "invalid thread" - YSF's hosed it.
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Thank god I saved the Oranguporn to my hard drive in time.