November 04, 2004

Why Grandma, what big teeth! Spot the fake smile Coolish quiz from the Beeb, minor demographic survey info requested. I got 14/20 - poker, anyone?
  • 19/20! Yer on, fishy!
  • 18/20. I missed the first blonde guy and the vampire dude with long hair.
  • 16/20 Deal me in!
  • The eyes, look at the eyes...
  • 18/20
  • Why, y'all are amazing! When's the game? Flutters lashes, smiles oh-so-falsely
  • Is there a similar game for fake orgasms?
  • Is there a similar game for fake orgasms? Only women can play, I think.
  • 19/20 Just missed that guy with the crazy hair. Not that one, the other one.
  • 19/20 here also. We monkeys are strangely good at spotting fake smiles. I always look at the corners of eyes to tell. Do others do the same?
  • I look to the eyes where the zygomaticus is known to give rise
  • 11/20. This explains a lot.
  • 14/20 also, what's a "level" and does its completion require the use of red speckled mushrooms and a plumber?
  • 19/20 - I covered up the bottom half of the face and just watched their eyes. Got #3 wrong.
  • 17/20 I got both the bearded ones wrong. Obviously facial hair disrupts my monkey-fake-smile-ometer. /me makes mental note not to play poker with those sporting facial furniture.
  • Did better than I thought I would - 18/20.
  • 16/20 when I took it earlier this year. I don't usually have the patience for quizzes with more than 4-5 questions, but I remember being hooked by the smiles. I also have a crush on some of those people now. I must be really easy if all it takes is a possibly fake smile.
  • I think this was posted already; but, like George W. Bush during the Vietnam War, the archives are still AWOL... and probably coked out of their minds, slurping tequila from the odoriferous orifices of various Tijuana hookers.
  • 18/20 vampire dude? i thought that was a woman...at any rate oh dear.
  • *bares large yellow teeth in threat display Ya'll just watch out for angry Monkey GramMas
  • 16/20 1. Spot fake smiles 2. ???? 3. PROFIT!
  • Oh goodness. 19/20. I thought sure I would only get one or two right.
  • 20/20! I didn't know I could do that!