November 04, 2004
Global Warming is an EU Conspiracy
 : (Real Player sound file). I was listening to BBC R4's Today programme and they had a piece about a conference  being held on climate change. A man by the name of Myron Ebell  a senior adviser to Bush on Climate Change, was propounding his thoughts that the EU was using Climate Change theory as a way to restrict more competitive US businesses. Along with this he also felt that since most non-US scientists are government funded and that their views on are influenced by their country's agendas.
Aside from his blinkered views, I was just stunned at their paranoic nature and wondered whether this is the sort of thing that must be continually whispered into Bush's ear?
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Damn! They've rumbled us. All that trouble we went to making a hole in the ozone layer...
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Global Warming is a conspiracy? Damn, and here I thought it was pretty hard science.
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No, no. The record-heat Summers and snowless Winters are merely the effect of God's love shining upon a righteous president.
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While the hurricanes of God's wrath blow the unrighteous away from the Messiah's Brother's land.
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And Alaska melting is just one of those crazy things.
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Customers who enjoyed this EU Conspiracy, also liked the following EU Conspiracies: ~ Radiation as cause of radiation sickness ~ Pollution being carcinogenic ~ Evolution ~ Laws of Thermodynamics 1-3 (Zeroth law Australasian Conspiracy) ~ Fire
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So what would that say about Bush's funded studies?
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See also: Patrick J Michaels, author of 'The Satanic Gases' and occasional speaker at Congressional hearings. These people are paid big bucks by energy companies and get a lot of prestige from saying climate change is a sham.
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The Coming Climate Debate
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I can't believe this is actually debatable. It's not like we have a back-up Earth in case we screw it up.
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This is the scariest bit of news I have heard all year. Though I do like how the BBC reporter still manages to slip in barbed questions, ever so politely. BBC is still winning as the best news organisation in the world.
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Study: Arctic warming quickly
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"The study said the annual average amount of sea ice in the Arctic has decreased by about 8 percent in the past 30 years, resulting in the loss of 386,100 square miles of sea ice - an area bigger than Texas and Arizona combined." Wow.
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Same study, different headline - Florida is sinking.
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Meanwhile Denmark is staking its claim.