January 08, 2004

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT for our contact-lens wearing monkey pals in the U.K.
  • My eeeeeyyyyyeeeeeesssss!!!... On the plus side, I think I'm in there.
  • Amoebas in the eyes is really, really, really creepy. Congrats on the good news though flashboy.
  • She only wanted me for my amoebas. Same old story.
  • Hmm, I actually feel more attracted to women who wear glasses. Is there something wrong with me? Damn scientists...
  • Hmm, I actually feel more attracted to women who wear glasses. Is there something wrong with me? Scientifically speaking, I think we're all at risk.