September 15, 2004

Illicit monkey trading leads to wallaby siege. Apparently, ownership of the monkeys was a 'grey area'.

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  • "...after being confronted about the disappearance of several marmosets." Just try saying that with a straight face. Hoooo.
  • I didn't know marmocets were in the monkey family. Barricaded in his flat for 23 days? He must have had quite a stockpile of food!
  • They bounce and bounce without a pause. Their hinder feet have long strong claws, so the wallaby or walleroo can kick the stuffings out of you.
  • Two words: marmoset stew.