of no fixed subtitle
September 13, 2004
Mike the Headless Chicken for President
19 years ago
Also running for presidency:
a small cute dog
(in a parallel universe tho)
I refuse to consider Mike The Headless Chicken unless he agrees to a series of regular debates with
Sex In The City's Carrie Bradshaw
and the ghost of
has my vote
Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil?
Cthulhu (we are told) is a monstrous entity who lies "dead but dreaming" in the city of R'lyeh, a place of non-Euclidean madness presently (and mercifully) sunken below the depths of the Pacific Ocean.
no! i changed my mind. a flip-flopper! vote
Gay Penguin for America
Did headless chicken file his