August 19, 2004

Sincerely, Someone who hates you. (language possibly NSFW). Alternatively, Found Magazine also catalogues happier notes, such as i love sex and "toilet bowl."
  • I was just reading the new Found book like three seconds ago. Funny coincidence. Anyway, everybody who looks at Found falls in love with Found. It is the greatest magazine ever. Those of you who haven't seen it should run out and get a copy right now. That is all.
  • That is all?
  • All finished. Go home.
  • You know, that note would come in so handy. I think I might try to replicate it and keep copies in my car for use as needed. I especially like the term "oversized shitpig-express".
  • Wow, I have a stick, too!