July 21, 2004

"As Fred ran away, mineral oil shot out of his ass..." A heartwarming, illustrated tale of a man, his cat Fred, and an enema. [via Bifurcated Rivets]
  • the story is good, but the photo of fred at the end is GREAT. i'm a sucker for angry, angry cats.
  • Yea, this is truely a heartwarming tail of a man and his cat.
  • Beeswacky, please report to the Cat Enema thread immediately. We require your phat poetic skillz to commemorate the Fred Saga. Thank you.
  • Ahem... I know. Doesn't count. But I wanted two in a row.
  • Ah, good catch. I should have searched threads for the URL. Next time.
  • Time to sing the Enema Song: An enema, dah de dah dah dah An enema, dah dah dah dah An enema, dah de dah dah dah An enema do do dodo
  • we love you, GramMa, but you're no substitute for beeswacky....
  • I am crushed. ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED! *exit, stage right, weeping
  • This is rather old. I have used that pic of the cat as an avatar for some time. He looks rather purrrturbed. Ha ha ha ha!
  • Nostril: What IS IT with you and the bad puns tonight? Don't make me slap you!
  • I want to be slapped.
  • You're not the person who sent me a postcard about spanking, are you? /looks suspicious
  • Did the person's pen run out of ink?