July 02, 2004

Making Patents and Trademarks FUN!!! The United States Patent and Trademark Office teaches kids about the cool side of copyright, with such phrases as "Have You Hugged A Patent or Trademark Today?"... WARNING: Contains web design from the mid-nineties.

File under: lame attempts to talk down to kids by government agencies (it must be for kids, you can tell by the font). I just wonder who it was first said, "Y'know, if we don't have a website for the kids, they'll grow up not respecting Trademarks!" Favourite quote: "You can get a patent on your Mother: True or False?".

  • Yo momma's so skanky, she has a patent!
  • This gives patent violation a whole new meaning for me.
  • I'll trademark yo' ass, mutha-patenta...
  • Moms I'd Like to Infringe
  • I heart monkeys. Love these comments. :)
  • i had hoped my first comment wouldnt be juvenile, but it has to be said......does the background look like lots and lots of pot leaves to anyone else?
  • Uncannily, humandictionary, IMHO. Welcome, BTW - you sound like a valuable person to have around!
  • Uncannily, humandictionary, IMHO. Welcome, BTW - you sound like a valuable person to have around!
  • Uh - there's a hell of an echo in here...
  • thanks plegmund :)