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November 24, 2003
"I just now figured out the Colonel Lingus skit from SNL. It just suddenly made sense to me, but I'd seen it months ago." This and other, mostly (but not all) sex-related confessions.
17 years ago
Interesting idea, but I don't see how this can end up being more than a contest to come up with the most outrageous-yet-believable lies.
I read it again last night and it looked as if a bunch of adolescent males had gotten wind of it: stories like "I'm going to be an assassin when I grow up." The site is supposed to be moderated, but the influx I saw last night may well still be sitting there.
Often when I'm talking, people just stop listening and start doing something else or start talking to another person. It's extremely annoying. See...you're doing it now.
ha! I actually was!
I am a long-time fan of David Hasselhoff. It pains me to think about it knowing just how revolting this vice is but there you have it. His song Hot Shot City is particularly good.
No wonder they confessed anonymously.
In the spirit of MoFi bonding, I will confess to all of you (pseudo-anonymously, although this may change forever how you think about my posts) that I actually like the song Comin' To America. I think it goes back to a single listening in the shower when I was a kid, singing along to the "My country tis of thee..." "TODAY!" ending. There. I feel much closer to you all now, having admitted this.
However, let me leap to say that I do not own a single one of his albums, nor do I intend to purchase any.
And let me also leap to point out that the
tag does not work in Safari. Bummer.
If it weren't for German fans, David Hasselhoff would be wrapping carne asada burritos in foil in a two room gut-wrecker shack on Pico Boulevard. Hasselhoff Uber Alles. That long-timer is clearly a Deutcsher, I'm sure of it.
or even a deutscher
I only hope that when he does go into the burrito-wrapping business, his chest hair is kept out of the food.
, I'm worried about the fact that you use a Mac than the fact that you like Neil Diamond. (I kid! I kid!) My boyfriend is continually appalled that I know the words to nearly every cheesy 80's songs (as well as classic Barry Manilow, Kenny Rogers, and Debbie Boone, and Neil Diamond). My father has appalling taste in music, you see, and that was the music I grew up listening to. I can't blame my dad for
(stood in line for 4 hours to get good general seating when I was 13),
(I can still sing every word to every song from
Make It Big
), and Cindi Lauper (she does see your true colors, you know) though. So there. Feel free to discredit anything I say from now on. "War is wrong." "But you liked Wham!" "I stand corrected. By the way, you can have my credit card, baby. But keep your red hot fingers off of my heart lady."
certainsome1, I'm worried about the fact that you use a Mac than the fact that you like Neil Diamond. (I kid! I kid!)
Only my respect for our attempts to be non-MeFi keeps me from posting a stinging retort to your Mac bashing. That, and the fact that I can't think of one right now. Plus, I can recite you the entire lyrics to the Wham Rap, so I can't even use the "But you liked Wham!" defense.
I never liked Wham! but I also can sing most 80s songs by heart. My poor husband evidently had better things to do in the eighties and laughs wildly at me whenever I launch into "Time After Time" or anything by Guns N Roses.
::sigh:: Sign me up for the 'I liked Wham!' bandwagon. I'm so ashamed....
I find this sort of site a little bit creepy, I must admit. I am not sure if I feel creepy reading about people
I shared a stick of gum with Walter Mondale. Such soft, soft hands...
The Godfather: Part III
, "Dad?" and all. I've already destroyed two audiocassettes (originals, not dubbed copies) of Ace of Base's
through repeated listening. I never shoplifted, but I did steal some of my neighbor's Garbage Pail Kid cards when I was eight.
The "Confidential To" are more interesting, partly because they are more focused, and partly because they are selected. But the absolute best is the first: "Confidental To: upstairs neighbor It's not ok to drop a dozen frozen turkeys on the floor and then drag them from room to room at 1 in the morning." I wonder if they got the message.
My anonymous confession: I can't stop goofing around on MoFi. Wait, that wasn't so anonymous. Shit.
Where'd shotsy go, anyway?
Isn't he still running the CD exchange? Oh, yeah, and I need to email about the mini-one. I procrastinate too much.
Hey guys, I'm totally charging admission for this thing.
I'm totally charging admission for this thing.
See, that's how it all begins. That's how K.R.E.A.P. starts getting funding for its fiercesome Ant-man army. I'm piecing it together.
I want to be grand