June 11, 2004

"... there are really only two things you really need to know. Everything else is the application of those two things, or just not important.” Example: The Two Things about Blogging: 1. Everyone who runs one is a kook. 2. Everyone who comments in one is a kook.

The Two Things about Studying Philosophy: 1: Nobody was right. 2: Everything is relative.

  • For every subject, there are really only two things you really need to know. I'd like to see someone reduce Maths down to two things. Actually, maybe Godel reduce it to one - everything is assumptions (belief is everything?)
  • I like this -- this "two things", very logical, lyrical almost... right, 'cuz "il y a deux", in French, is "there are two", see? do you... oh, nevermind.
  • The two things about Maths are: 1. A clear grasp of numbers
  • The two things about Zen are: 1. Quack.
  • The two things you need to know about people are: 1. Some people believe there are two things you need to know about people. 2. Some don't.
  • There are two kinds of people: 1. People who divide everybody into two kinds, 2. Those who don't. The two things you need to know about MonkeyFilter are: 1. It's inspired by MetaFilter 2. It doesn't want to be MetaFilter
  • The two things you need to know about MonkeyFilter are: 1. Banana 2. Cockpunch
  • There are two kinds of people in this world: 1. Winners. 2. Losers. - Lindsey Buckingham, 1984
  • Two things: 1. one 2. two bonus thing: 3. three thing thing: thing
  • There are two things you need to know about Nostrildamus: 1. He hates you. 2. He loves you. Now please send me money.
  • The Two Things about Logic: A. The statement B is true. B. The statement A is false.
  • The Two Things about Theatre: Don't forget your lines. Don't run into the furniture/set. The Two Things about Theatre: It has to be truthful. It's the Director's fault.
  • There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
  • There are two things you need to know about light bulbs. 1. on 2. burnt-out