Sure, lots of Americans are sneaking out early from work to get a jump on Memorial Day, but me? I'm banking some wine, candles, and periodicals for the UK's Stroke Awareness Day on June 1! [what? oh.] Um, never mind that last part. Apparently it's about, ah, something else.
It's always the equivalent of Cinco de Mayo somewhere in the world, dammit. For those of you who are always looking for an excuse to celebrate, DateDex lists every holiday, festival, major conference, "Awareness" day, celestial event and major sporting contest in the world.