May 20, 2004

Monkey College. [via Fark]
  • I transferred out of there -- I couldn't handle the poo-flinging. Good bananas, though.
  • Do they give out honorary degrees? I could use a few of those.
  • Well, thank god. Maybe we'll get some decent HELP around here, now. The tire is dirty. There are banana peels EVERYwhere. It's a mess.