April 27, 2004
God exists,
of course. See this bonfire? (Argument No. 17) Argument 188 is the clincher. But is he really an old man with a beard or secretly a hot Abercrombie chick? The Top Ten of the Gods is currently a Greek whitewash, but surely there should be a place for this one, or these, or maybe even him?
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SideDish is a jealous God. You shall have no other Gods before her.
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Beauty post Plegmund . . umm I mean SideDish. i missed it before. damned dirty double-posters!
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That godchecker site is great. I Like Loki.
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i'm so flattered! i've been double-posted! cock punch all around!
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Who of you will worship SideDish with me, heathen scum? Worship you not the false god Plegmund, or be you cast unto the firey anus of hades! /troublemaker
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fiery anus! ouch!
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I have offended the LORD. Please excuse me while I ritually disembowel myself.
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In Plegmund's defense, I think it has been longstanding policy on MetaFilter and there is at least some precedence here for links linked in comments to still be valid fodder for posts. (Of course, that doesn't even apply here, because the additional content is worth its own post.)
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Oh, pooples! I shall now spend forty days and nights of expiation eating locusts in the wilderness.
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Shit, I wish I'd thought of that. *eyes disem-ed bowels*
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*makes sausage from quidnunc's bowels* *presents sausage to the Most Holy SideDish*
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right! this thread is now closed!
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I think we should all go bomb the site in favour of the Monkey king by looking at him once a day.