April 13, 2004

Tonmo: The Octopus News Magazine Online Comes with octopus porn, nautiloids, tats, and toons; just for starters.
  • A pet octopus? Golly.
  • I would LOVE to have a pet octopus. I hear some are at about the same level of intelligence as dogs. But I'd also feel pretty guilty about confining it to a tank. Ideally, I'd want to take it out for walks and have it fetch beer(s) for me.
  • (8 beers)
  • "Nature" on PBS did a show on octopuses last year. Those things are scary-smart.