November 30, 2012

Hobbit Name Generator - Something silly for the current frenzy that is the Hobbit Premiere.

Just in case you're tempted to try, Bilbo Baggins' hobbit name is Bilbo Baggins.

  • Oay, I'm in... Samwise Sandybanks with my real name but under my 'Wendell' alias, it's Mungo Sandybanks. Fortunately, I'm a few thousand miles away from where the name "Sandy" has a negative connotation. (But here in California, the name "Arnold" is poison)
  • Dongwise Proudcock Wango Nobbins Bulgo Bellend Dicko Scrotins Schlongo Sacscruff Dubblo Ontendrins
  • Rosie-Posie Millstone of Bywater? Gedoutta here!
  • Ookwise Tailhanger of Bananashire
  • Sleazy Dreamcheese?
  • No, wait it's really Till Loamsdown!