January 05, 2011

God created Chick-fil-A, not Dick-fil-A
  • I wish I lived there so I could boycott them. Chick-fil-A, I am boycotting you! Nyah! Also that sucks. I don't get why big corporations get to play politics and make social commentary. Well, implicitly I do. Uh. I think this is not a well-thought-out comment.
  • i forget if this has been posted here or not, but this seems to be an appropriate response: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcdB1jN8LCQ
  • OK, Prick Fil A, from now on keep your limp, dead cocks (and hens) out of my chicken sammiches. My boycott may not do much since I didn't ever bothered eating there before, but my sarcastic commentary and slamming your stupid political (wide) stance have already made seven people laugh at your idiocy. Peckerheads.
  • Now for one of my weird anecdotes. Poor ThinksTwice is a giraffe to this day because of the last one I told about lightning strikes… Ah, well. Let’s see: the link is about the so-called pro-family religious orientation centering on Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, right? So here goes… I went to a restaurant (Not Chick-Philly) with my two daughters, aged at the time 6 and ten. Innocently we began to play a game of pocket billiards together. Pious workers stopped our family-oriented game because it turns out that it was illegal for anyone under the age of 18 to shoot pool. So there you go. Harrisburg is a hard-ass area for families.
  • I had quite forgotten I was a giraffe. That accounts for the bumps on my head. I do remember that I once wanted to try Chick-Filet on a Sunday, but they were closed - because of God. And since I have not wanted to try it again.