August 21, 2010

How to tell when your boss is lying

(I love it when a headline writer actually accomplishes a GOOD sub-headline, even if it's a classically old joke)

  • Easy way to remember things: CEO = pathological liar
  • Straight from the horse's mouth.
  • Not quite; anyone who rises to the status of CEO will have a career of saying whatever he needs in order to advance himself. Sometimes, that is the truth... (maybe up to 51% of the time)
  • Fantastic!
  • TRANSLATION: These place holders are the only certainly true part of a CEO-level statement.
  • I'm the boss in my little world and I always lie for the good of that little suck it haters!
  • I guess we could apply this to politicians as well.