July 16, 2010

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study

pace Pterry for the title

  • The conclusion makes so much sense... the government has tricked those crazies into thinking they are blocking their mind control rays
  • Their major mistake is in using sheet foil - it still transmits electromagnetic waves. It needs to be a Faraday cage - with bars on, and good padding.
  • "There's no hat like the hat you make yourself" Granny Weatherwax in "A Hat Full of Sky"
  • The tin foil jock strap, on the other hand, should not be worn when subjected to extreme cold.
  • Interestingly, that's the same kind of 'cap' they just put on the BP oil leak...
  • If you really want to attenuate the radio waves you just have to hold your foil hat by the bottom left corner...
  • Hmmmm. They're doing it all wrong. MY tinfoil hat has 2 foil antennae with bobblies on the ends. Works like a champ. I can't hear you. La La La La La Pretty good foop--I LOLed
  • A street person I knew years ago had it sussed. She was never seen without her stainless steel colander firmly planted on her head. I assume it gave her the same results as tinfoil but the holes made for a cooler chapeau in the summertime.